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I THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING A COPY OF THE NME

I WANTED TO READ ANOTHER ARTICLE ABOUT MORRISSEY/ARCTIC MONKEYS/TRAVIS/RYAN ADAMS/KEANE/THE STROKES, BUT THEN I DECIDED NOT TO.IT'S GOOFY TIME
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:44:00 GMT

HALLO

I JUS DID A INTERNUTZ IQ TEST AND IT SED I HAVE AN IQ OV 167, I MUS B A JEENIUS! YaYz!
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Me and Ellen just got tickets to see NIN

Life is beautiful sometimes. Unlike the pork chops I just reheated, they started to bleed.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:44:00 GMT

Mum threw out last nights pizza the other day.

I was really looking forward to heating it up and finishing it off. I guess I'll have to make something else and leave that for a few hours to heat up later.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:48:00 GMT

Fuck these fucking myspace smiley ads.

Anybody that actually downloads that shit onto their pc's deserves all the viruses and trojans they can possibly cram onto their hard disk. In other news, I just heated up some of last nights curry a...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 19:11:00 GMT

I got up late today.

And reheated my pork chops and roast potatoes in the microwave. It was nice.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 21:32:00 GMT

I also just reheated my tea from about 10 hours ago.

Pie and mashed potato. It tasted good, so I don't think I'm going to die. I had badly undercooked chicken exactly 24 hours ago, too, and I still feel fine. Honestly though, I feel pretty much invincib...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:06:00 GMT

Holy shit. It's too early.

Or too late. And I use the phrase "Holy shit" far too much. It's hardly even an expression of surprise anymore. Or I just get easily surprised, but we all know how ridiculous a concept that is. Can I...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:04:00 GMT

I committed a sin.

I reheated pizza and ate it. I'm going to hell.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:11:00 GMT

Looking at the tower of Pisa

Probably makes you feel like you're leaning.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 15:09:00 GMT