I am the mutha-fuckin' master of the home-row – the king of the keyboard. I put words on the page because I love to write and am inspired by many talented filmmakers and storytellers alike. I have 2 awesomely handsome sons and a wife with the patience of Job to put up with my shit for the past 8 years.I don’t like paying bills or doing yard-work. Unlike the rest of the world, I put my pants on both legs at a time, but I don’t believe that it makes me better than anyone else. I believe that the children are the future – to think otherwise would just be nonsensical or a Whitney-hater. I think that the lottery is for suckers – except for the people who actually win, I refer to them as my new best friends or the financier of my new film. Contrary to popular belief, I do not love the smell of napalm in the morning...that was Robert Duvall.I write screenplays with my best friend, Aric.Together, we have completed 2 specs; the first, "Blackbeard", placed in the top 10% of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 2005 Nicholl Fellowship. And our third script, "Drowning", is currently in production with an awesome group of like-minded independent filmmakers.
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I've never met a stranger...but I have met some strange people.