Just about anybody really. And real penguin.
In no particular order: Pantera, Oleander, Blink 182, Goo Goo Dolls, Garbage, Hole, Aerosmith, Rancid, Drowning Pool, Lords of Acid, Prince, Audiovent, Hatebreed, Tsunami Bomb, AFI, The Donnas, Poe, System of a Down, Hed PE, Corporate Avenger, Less Than Jake, Amanda Ghost, Dropkick Murphys, Green Day, Blondie, At The Drive-In, Billy Talent, Taking Back Sunday, Offspring, Reel Big Fish, Taproot, Kottonmouth Kings, A Tribe Called Quest, White Zomibe, Rob Zombie, 311, STP, Johnny Cash, Transplants, Marilyn Manson, Story of the Year, Unwritten Law, AC/DC, Godsmack, George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadelic, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Westside Connection, Static X, The Roots, Jet, The Sounds, Social Distortion, Thrice, Atreyu, Cypress Hill, Sublime, The Bloody Undies, Rent, Chicago, Cabaret, Urinetown, Avenue Q, Little Shop of Horrors, My Chemical Romance, Tiger Army, Horrorpops, The Detroit Cobras, Nelly McKay, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Reggie and the Full Effect, Jimmy Eat World, Saves the Day, Sum 41, Lars and the Bastards, Chronic Future, Misfits, Evergreen Terrace, Bad Religion, Operation Ivy, Atmosphere, Wicked, Meat Loaf, Nirvana, Weezer, Elvis, Letter Kills, The Highwaymen, Rise Against, Shooter Jennings and pretty much everything else...
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Drawing Flies, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho'tep, Empire Records, Four Rooms, Training Day, Ghost Dog, 24 Hours, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Neverwhere, The Nightmare On Elm Street Series, The Nightmare Before Christmas, U-Turn, SLC Punk, Cecil B. Demented, The Crow, Go, Harvey, Pulp Fiction, Say Anything, Tank Girl, Mars Attacks, Dangerous Liasions, The Big Lebowski, The Fifth Element, Idle Hands, Hudson Hawk, Kissing a Fool, Can't Harldy Wait, Kids, High Fidelity, Higher Learning, All the Harry Potter movies, Boondock Saints, Howard the Duck, Friday the 13th Series, Halloween Series, Childsplay Series, pretty much any horror flick.
Sports Night(may it rest in re-run heaven), Nip/Tuck, Touching Evil, Law and Order:SVU, The Shield, Insomniac, Crank Yankers, Reno 911, Jackass reruns, Tech TV(i'm really a nerd deep down inside), Rescue Me, Dead Like Me, Lost
All the Harry Potter books, House of Leaves, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Smoke and Mirrors, American Gods, Stardust, Coraline, Silk, Threshold, Low Red Moon, IT, Where the Wild Things Are, The Wolves in the Wall, Etiquette for Outlaws, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Candide, Tell My Horse, Mules and Men, The Zombie Survival Guide, How to be a Villian, Dial M for Monster, The Light at the End of the Tunnel is an Oncoming Train, Barrel Fever, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Holidays On Ice
Spiderman. Definitely Spiderman. I don't think I could pull off the tights thing, but damn, that fucker can swing on some chemically formulated web fluid. And the bad jokes are great, he's got better one liners than Fletch.