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Money H. Christ

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Insert witty narcissism here.

My Interests

Music. Art. Halo.

I'd like to meet:

A Christian who isn't fake.
Your mother's sweet sweet vagina, mouth, and/or anus.
A giant robot that can turn into a bigger robot, cuz you just never, ever see that for some reason...
...and Glenn Danzig.

INTERVIEW WITH GLENN DANZIG & JOHN CHRIST

Music:

Almost all of it.

Movies:

Most of the bad ones and some of the good ones are watchable.

Television:

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, My Gym Partner is a Monkey, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, South Park, No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, History Channel, Discovery Channel, The Shield, Battlestar Galactica

Books:

Stephen King and Chuck Palahniuk books, and anything Frank Miller had a hand in

Heroes:

Master Chief

My Blog

Unfortunately for you all

There will be new AP music this year. We figure we’ll just keep going til we die, or we are forced to stop. You can expect less songs about blowjobs and more songs about conflict, between friend...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:09:00 PST

a new year for the same old bullshit

Well we made it to 2008. No one cares though. It's just another year. But I have resolutions anyway.First off, lose weight. I'm not setting a weight limit goal that way if I even lose 1 pound all year...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:34:00 PST

I Am Legend, The Dark Knight, & Batman/Superman?

I went and saw I Am Legend (Warner Bros. 2007) starring Will Smith as Robert Neville, last man alive after a man made virus wipes out 90% of humanity, with most of the remainder becoming semi-mindless...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:45:00 PST

Mardi Gras Mambooooooooooooooooo

...so this bitch sittin at the bar has really short hair. She's not a skinhead bitch so I figure she's got cancer or aids or some shit. So I'm standin there with the Mayor, Miah, and Madison and this ...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:00:00 PST

I started a new band today

I started a new band today with my cat. We are going to rock so much harder than any other band ever, and he seems to agree. We are working on material right now. He demands that he gets to write most...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:11:00 PST

Some of you need to get your shit straight (THIS PROBABLY MEANS YOU)

If you have something to say to me just fucking say it. If I piss you off, let me know. If you can't do that keep my name out of your fucking mouth, lest you find something else jammed in it. I am so ...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:07:00 PST

Acid Piss CD’s, Vinyl, Stickers, Patches, Bobble Heads, Salad Dressings

The CD will be fully recorded and mastered this week. I hope everyone is as excited as I am. Now you can listen to those old tired songs as often as you want in the sanctity of your home or your car, ...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:18:00 PST

You know what?

I hate it when people set their profiles to private.I hate it when people screen their comments.And I really hate it when I post a comment on someone's page and it gets erased.There is an option when ...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:21:00 PST

Irish Schnapps Bomb

Wow. It seems fucked up and backward, but the shitty side project album might be done before the AP album. Irish Schnapps Bomb is my fermented, stillborn brain child. It's grindcore metal about soda, ...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:15:00 PST

The Do-It-Yourself ’Fuck You’ Blog

Insert what needs to be said here. Anyone and everyone should feel free to make up whatever the fuck they think I should say here because at the end of the day everyone else's sorry ass opinion is all...
Posted by Money H. Christ on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST