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RJ

Fat jokes also apply

About Me

Chances are I already hate you. DON'T YOU HATE ANGSTY SHIT POSTS LIKE THAT? How menacing. Seriously, I don't bite and I'm just an annoying, loud and flamboyant fat kid. If you haven't run away yet, then lets go to the Olive Garden.

My Interests

Computer. Video Games.

I'd like to meet:

If you are a 12 year old girl with naked pictures, YOU TYPE WITH A BROKE CAPS LOCK KEY or you take angle shots in the bathroom for MySpace. I also LOVE people who post surveys, random information about themselves and people who try to get as many friends as possible.

Music:

80's music. If I listed every band that came to mind, that would stretch out the page and make me look like a douche.

Movies:

Rocky Horror, Carrie, Zoolander, Pan's Labyrinth, The Crow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, and many many more.

Television:

Adult Swim Lineup, I Love New York and Project Runway.

Books:

BOOKS BLOW

Heroes:

Liam Neeson (Kelly)

My Blog

Poetry from a blackened heart....

You took my heart And put it betwixt your teeth Biting down with full force Leaving nothing but scars As it bleeds I'm reminded Of why I fell in love
Posted by RJ on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST

The Ryan Layout!

So yeah, Ryan Bell. He's a cool kid and I've always liked hanging out with him, but apparently not the case with him. He thought I was a creep and that I loved him (so I've been told). He told me he o...
Posted by RJ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

COMIC OF DARKNESS!!!

What a glorious comic to match my DEVILISH new layout. http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060410.jpg Bon Appetit!...
Posted by RJ on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:28:00 PST

Stalkers

Gina and Broken (name removed for reasons) when to the mall to look for a copy of The Sims 2 (ended up buying it for 35 bucks at Target) and we had loads of fun. I saw Polehna, Chelsea, Erica, Becky, ...
Posted by RJ on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:41:00 PST

My Journal

So I finally got off my laziness and decided to do a LiveJournal because everyone and their brother has one. It may not be the most entertaining, but hey you'll get more out of it then talking to me. ...
Posted by RJ on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:04:00 PST

The Origins of RJizzle

A long time ago, in a weight room far far away, or really close depending if you're a local on my friendslist, I was working out for Football during the Summer of 2004 (I was going into 10th grade). O...
Posted by RJ on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 04:38:00 PST

New Layout

My new layout is courtesy of the one and only Nicki Butler. I've been meaning to put it up for a while, but I couldn't find the cord to my digital camera (wanted to do a total overhaul). 2 new pics th...
Posted by RJ on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:32:00 PST

Styrofoam Island Paradise

I missed weight lifting again, I was feeling sick. I went over to Ashley's house and we went swimming. There was a styrofoam square that we all fought over. I claimed it as my Island Paradise and...
Posted by RJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mohawk

I was at weight lifting and one of the Varsity coaches (don't know his name) is giving me a hard time because I missed the day before (up all night playing World of Warcraft). Anyway, I start to do sq...
Posted by RJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sick as in pervert.......

My friends were having a little get together at Erica's the other day and her sister (5) was with us. We were playing Truth or Dare in the basement because we were out of ideas and they asked me a que...
Posted by RJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST