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Jordie

What up tho lil homies?!

About Me


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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Red
Height:: 5ft 6in
Favorite Color:: Black
Screen Name:: Urcrackerjacktoy
Favorite Band:: D.O.R.K. and The Nillaz
Favorite Movie:: The Crow
Favorite Show:: Anything on Food Network
Your Car:: '93 Saturn Sl
Your Hometown:: South Haven
Your Present Town:: South Haven (I'll never get out of this hell hold)
Your Crushes First Name:: If I told you Id Have to kill you!
Your Grade:: 14th grade I guess
Your Style:: My own
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: Yes
Danced in a public place?: Who the hell hasnt
Smiled for no reason?: Always
Laughed so hard you cried?: Lol when ur with Gary you need a box of tissues
Peed your pants after age 8?: Nope
Written a song?: Nope Im luck enough I can fill this out
Sang to someone for no reason?: I always sing to Gary
Performed on a stage?: yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: Everyday
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yeppers
Made out in a theatre?: Yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Nope
Been in love?: I thought I was once but I dont know
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Rich
Tell you, I love you?: Mom
Kiss you?: James
Hug you?: Tommy
Tell you BYE?: Gary
Write you a note?: Gary
Take your photo?: Joe
Call your cell phone?: Julz
Buy you something?: Gary
Go with you to the movies?: Gary
Sing to you?: Gary
Write a poem about you?: Umm no one has ever done that for me :(
Text message you?: Julz
Touch you?: Tommy
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: 45 min ago
Time you cried?: Saturday Night
Movie you watched?: Must Love Dogs
Joke you told?: The boy and the Dead Frog Joke
Song you've sang?: I'm Movin On
Time you've looked at the clock?: 5:42 pm
Drink you've had?: Chi Tea
Number you've dialed?: Im not telling
Book you've read?: Hmmm I dont really read
Food you've eaten?: Jell-o
Flavor of gum chewed?: Wintergreen
Shoes you've worn?: Sketchers
Store you've been in?: Walmart
Thing you've said?: Nice shoes
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: Yes
Whistle?: Yes
Blow a bubble?: Yes
Roll your tounge in a circle?: No--But I can tie a cherry stem with my tounge
Cross your eyes?: Yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Nope
Dance?: Anyone can just a matter if ur good at it or not
Gleek?: Yeah
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yeppers everynight
Speak a different language?: Kind of sort of
Impersonate someone?: Yeah
Prank call people?: Yeah
Make a card pyramid?: Nope
Cook anything?: Hell yeah
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: monkey
I wish ...: my car was working right now
So many people don't know that ...: Umm I dont know u tell me what they dont know

My Interests

JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number.Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back.Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last packFriend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need themFriend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morningFriend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first placeFriend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves tooFriend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shitFriend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay Juggalo: Already knew but really could care lessFriend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeralFriend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that Friends: Fade Juggalos: Are 4 Ever

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A fun combo of the cute Teletubbies and the hardcore music of the Insane Clown Posse.