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. pao .

your mother should have swallowed.

About Me


I'm infatuated by zombies & enjoy watching the human race get slaughtered.
I do not consume death.
I do not kill my brain cells, nor lungs.
& I do not engage in promiscuous activities.
I am not "Straight Edge."

I may look bitchy & pissed, but I pinky promise you, that's just my face.

People don't understand my humor, so here are the basics...
Never take me seriously.
I'm really random, silly, sarcastic & basically like a 12 year old perverted boy
minus "the goods" & the sock.
I make fun of myself, as well as everybody & everything else.
I'm joking 98% of the time.

I am not very good at returning messages, emails, comments, or phone calls...
It's not you, it's me.

I have an overly dramatic, hyperactive puggie who I am completely obsessed with.
He makes my life complete.

My Interests


Chewie.
Making hair look sweet.
Collecting Tattoos.
Horror / Gore.
Troma.
XXX.
Zombies.
Ghosts.
Haunted Places.
Pugs.
TMNT.
Toys.
Arcades.
Video Games.
Comics.
Photography.
Halloween.
Guns.
Robots.
Bowling.
Road Trips.
Murder Ball.
Ebay x5.
Cooking.
Fire Places.
Good Food.
Good Drinks.
Good Company.
+ .

I'd like to meet:



+
Honesty.
Loyalty.
Good Company.
Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently.

However, I am not on Myspace to meet any of you douchebags.
There are plenty girls on the site that will fuck & blow you.
I am not one of them.
This isn't me trying to be a cunt. This is me simply addressing the fact that
I am not interested in boning any of you. Capiche?

Music:

Bands you'd probably hate & bands you probably wouldn't even know.

Movies:

Lots of blood, guts & sex
is good for Pao.

Television:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Cops.
UFC.
Ghost Hunters.
Prison Break.
Family Guy.

Books:

Comics.

Heroes:

My heart screams a horrifying sound like a hundred crippled horses lying crumbled on the ground begging for a rifle to come & put them down.

My Blog

Hating every minute .

Sit down, please make yourself comfortable... I might need some time to dance around what I need to say. I love you to death, I think I need a break. I spend my days worried out loud. I gag in my hea...
Posted by . pao . on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST

You have killed me .

Pasolini is me.'Accattone' you'll be.I entered nothing & nothing entered me'Til you came with the key & you did your best but...As I live & breathe You have killed me.You have killed me.Y...
Posted by . pao . on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:19:00 PST