I'd like to meet:
Paul Gilbert
Music:
AFI, Alkaline Trio, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Crimson Moonlight, Darkest Hour, Explosions in the sky, Heavens, Holy Blood, Immortal Souls, Inflames, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Muse, Necrophagist, Niel Young, Paul Gilbert,Protest the hero, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Rush, Russian Circles, The Absence, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Killers, Unearth, Yngwie Malmsteen.
Movies:
The Boondock Saints, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Lord of the Rings, This Is Spinaltap, It's a Wonderful Life, Knocked Up, Comic Book Movies, Star Wars,
Television:
The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Arrested Developement,The Office, Flight of the Conchords, VH1 countdowns, M*A*S*H etc.
Books:
Watchmen, Kingdom Come, The Life and Death of Captain Marvel, Preacher, V for Vendetta, anything by Alan Moore.