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Satanica

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we will eat your babies and curse you to the depths of hell. we were born in satans backyard and grew up pissing on hitlers face. we are the most Blackest of all black metal ever. we are so FUCKING BLACK that if we put our music up you ears will explode and your souls will instantly be sent to hell. we are so BLACK that we make the grim reaper look the a ballerina. the MOST DEATH METAL you will ever not hear. when we first walk the earth god tried to kill us by creating dinosaurs but we summoned a metorite to destroy those cock sucking bitch fuckers METAL. we are so black that even satan made us hide away in a underground chamber below hell for 10,000,000 years when we were finally set free we started a DEATH METAL BAND. but not only a DEATH METAL BAND. THE FUCKING MOST FUCKING BLACK FUCKING DEATH FUCKING METAL FUCKING BAND you'll ever FUCKING know
We tune our super baritone 35.666" scale guitars to DROP R flat for DEATH METAL SOUND
Our drummer shagwrath dethdeath uses 6 base drums playing most of our Sextupul bass drum beats at 13,666,000 beats per second
the bass is tuned so low there is no letter in the alphabet to describe it. it is lower than the brown note. not only will it make you shit your pants and make ur eyeballs bleed. your intestins will explode out of you nostrils.
Harry smith is death metal possibly the most deathmetal member of the band

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Member Since: 01/12/2006
Band Website: www.DEATHMETALUPYOURPENISINTHEDEPTHSOFHELLFUCK.com
Band Members: guitarist-mogar madwarth bassist- signet frishel lead singer-murderus maximus lead guitarist-kohgnar choas lead bassist-schwigal smirenheisen drums-shagwrath dethdeath lead drums-erkekjetter fowlmouth background vocals-silenoz aarstad keyboards-astennu casterhien rhythm keyboards-nagash nepoulsenstein samples-harry smith
Influences: the dark lord, satan, Dethklok, Rotting Pussy, DDDDEEEEAAAATTTTHHHHMOTHAFUCKINGMETAL!, satan, the dark lord, xombies, exploding carcass's, lassieI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Sounds Like: FUCKIN HELL THE MOST FUCKING BLACK MOTHER FUCKING METAL EVER FUCKING EXISTING. METAL
Record Label: SATANS INC.
Type of Label: Major

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