You ever been to the zoo, and you go check out the bears, but they don't leave their fucking caves? How lame is that shit? Well Kevin likes to call himself a bear.Now, I know what you're thinking. Its cause he likes to sleep right?Maybe it's that he eats alot of food?You're thinking, "oh that mutha is hairy as hell dawg!"Or maybe something along the lines of "he must mean like a bear-bear, like the big gay guys that little gay guys like"You'd be right on all accounts. Except for the hairy thing. And I don't think he's technically one of those gay bears. I mean, he's closebut...No, Kevin's fucking crazy, yo. Crazy like a bear. Like rip your throat out crazy, then eat it, crazy. Sure that bear barely moves out of his cave. But he's busy as hell picturing you dead. Dead and bloody.
Plus he's got legs like tree trunks.
And one time he lifted a car up. No joke.If things aren't bad enough as it is, the bear can draw. And he likes tattoos, and likes GIVING tattoos. And he HAS tattoos. Oh I forgot to say that this bear is hairless.Where was I?Look, bottom line; Kevin stabbed my mom and dad but I still think he's the best. What the fuck is YOUR deal?-Alex Kay
