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Elle Why Essay.

I'm over it.

About Me

MC

Dissolving Boundaries

Jackass Ginger
I change with the times. The more technology evolves the more I digress. I blame/thank the the world wide web and text messaging for my anti-social tendencies. Things are all I think of, plans are all I make, thoughts are all I dream of. I don't hold many expectations. I don't believe what I'm told. I have the loudest laugh you have probably ever heard. I have a crippling fear of E.T. I swear a lot. I ramble. I'm over this.

So there that all is and here this all is because you wouldn't know me at all unless you know I love to quote good movies and good music:
-"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may".
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
A couple of many favourite song lyrics:
-"I got a hand, So I got fist, So I got a plan, It's the best that I can do, Now we'll say it's in god's hands, But god doesn't always have the best goddamn plans, does he?"
-"But if you stay too long inside my memory I will trap you in a song tied to a melody And I'll keep you there so you can't bother me"
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My Interests

laying in the fetal position. shnozeberries. waking up to a chinese family in my living room that will not stop screaming. the jedi mind trick. Expo 86. sunglasses. hats. snowboarding. OINK'S PINK PALACE. quoting lyrics thus maintaining my un-original stand point. yoga to hold that stand sturdy. dirty pirate hookers. segways. my vee-dub. rainy days. waking up in the out of order stall of locked bars at 5am. the weather channel. purr. chucking a disc. fending off bats. romance. international cuisine. the middle finger. hairspray. wodka. live music. sand people. laughing and shit. beards. Ma Fren's. thursdays. beach volleyball. darts. scarfs. headbands. green bananas. xante. red bull. jagermeister. gin. sarcasm. not giving a fuck...

I'd like to meet:

Nerds like me. People that smile and can make me laugh, people into volatile dance music and fucken partying. Those that can recognize my cynisism and sarcasm. People that DON'T use acronyms in emails and texts because that's totally ridic. Anyone that can match or beat the bags under my eyes.
To meet either of these cats would be unreal, unfortunately I would have to dust off my ouija board for that...sucks.

Music:

As if.
CHECK OUT MY FRIEND JOHN AKA "GINSBERGS INKLING".

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. STAR WARS. Trainspotting. Traffic. Memento. Midnight Express. Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. What the bleep do we know? Waking Life. Donnie Darko. Lost in Translation. The Big Lebowski. Goonies. Hero. The Party. Office Space. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Dirty Pretty Things. Stay. City of God. Endless Summer. Snatch. The Princess Bride. Pulp Fiction. Four Rooms. The Neverending Story. Legend. Hotel Rwanda. Garden State. Prozac Nation. Roger and Me. True Romance. Dumb and Dumber. Super Troopers. It's All Gone Pete Tong. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Good Will Hunting. Rules of Attraction. Spirited Away. Princess Mononoke. High Fidelity. Half Baked. I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." I liked that movie for sure....my interest is lost in this meow

Television:

The Raccoons
Inspector Gadget
She-Ra Princess of Power
ThunderCats
ThunderBirds
The Smoggies
Smurfs
A & the Chipmunks
Care Bears
Rescue Rangers
Duck Tales
Scooby Doo
Flinstones
Jetsons
The Popeye Show
TMNT
Transformers
The Muppet Show
Pingu
The Simpsons
Wonder Showzen
C'est réglé.....

Books:

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments..."
Dangerous Angels. How to be Good. Hey Nostradamus. Jitterbug Perfume. Jokes Over. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs. Killing Yourself to Live. Generation X. Another Roadside Attraction. Disco Biscuits. Girlfriend in a Coma. Souvenir of Canada. The Beach.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson. Yoda. David Suzuki. Johnny Drama. avlays

My Blog

Gosh....

Hey friends,   Just wanted to say thanks for all the "Happy Birthday" comments, emails, texts, phone calls, lunches, dinners and fucking shots on Monday. I hope everyone feels on their birthday t...
Posted by Elle Why Essay. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

Photes.

Check out some photies from last years birfday...... ...
Posted by Elle Why Essay. on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST