JEB HIXX

First off,I'm the lead singer of HIXX,god-fuckin'-dammit! I was borned in a shit bucket somewhere in Texabamasaw,and dat's where I'll probably die. Never got no schoolin' but I lernt how ta kill varmits and put 'em in a stew.I started drivin' when I was 4, and it sure came in handy when weez needed to haul dead shit outta the woods.Granny Hixx taught me how ta play the washboard. I'd play it till my fingers were bloody stumps,and then play it some more. Colonel Tum Porker heard me....now I'm bigger than Dolly Parton's tits. I can raise hell,but I'd rather raise cows. One day I'm gonna buy an outhouse and settle down, but until then I gotta lotta city queers to run over. ..