Whats Wrong with America? |
What's wrong with America?How many times have we asked that question as we watch our country slide from great nation to corporate banana republic? There have been many answers to this question and by...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:04:00 GMT |
A MORE PERFECT UNION |
(Written after the November 2004 election)My fellow Americans: I am sure this email finds most of you upset, sick or just disgusted by the outcome of the election. I am as well but some weeks before ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:56:00 GMT |
THE FUCK YOU GENERATION |
Notice how rude and impolite people are now? Just go to any service business and ask for help. The person working has an attitude as though they are pissed at you for supporting a business that woul...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:52:00 GMT |
THE CRAYOLA CURE FOR RACISM |
I have been trying to figure out why the races don't get along for most of my life. In the end, I found the answer not in some profound place but in a very simple one: Harry Potter. As I read the la...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:36:00 GMT |
In Search of Bugs Bunny |
THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: IN SEARCH OF BUGS BUNNYI don't really like to comment on politics, in fact I hate it. I'm not savvy enough to make sense out of the plethora of lies and deceptions. I p...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:52:00 GMT |
Bring Back The Ugly Singers |
BRING BACK THE UGLY SINGERSThere was a time when actual vocal talent, a physiological gift separated a good singer from the rest of us who can only croak in the shower and dream. The singers were awe...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:45:00 GMT |
Revenge Of The Ho |
REVENGE OF THE HOAfter the turbulent feminist revolution, American women crushed the last Victorian influences of modern society and claimed a stellar victory for the Real Woman. But in the late 90's,...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:43:00 GMT |
MY EMAIL FROM SATAN |
MY E-MAIL FROM SATANTo: [email protected]: [email protected]: Whasuuuuup!Dear Gary,God tells me you're coming here. Is He joking? I can never tell.Anyway, just wanted to drop you a li...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 14:01:00 GMT |
MY LETTER FROM GOD |
MY LETTER FROM GODDear Gary:You're going to hell. Just kiddin'!There are some things I want to say to the world and well, for reasons that only I know, I don't want to say them directly. So every once...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
