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Erik "Guildenstern"

Face Down, Ass Up, thats the way we like to fuck!

About Me

I'm erik. I'm a man whore, my normal rate is $200 per hour. Although, i could do it for free, because i am, as you say, "rolling in it." :-P
I'm Thor God Of Lightning, Light Shows is what I am and do, I will conjure light for the whole world to see!
Shay and Nicole were here. :)
I have recently read up on Odinism and the fact is, most odinists are racists...and I will not be affiliated with such things. But my guiding from for norse religion has shown me that Asatru is similiar with out all the racial tension Hence
I believe in Thor, Odin, Balder, Freya, Loki, and all the other gods, too many to name.
I like everyone, think life is precious, which is worth fighting for. I'm hoping to meet my love when Yggdrasil decides its time, and then when I in battle, I will be move to Valhalla by the Valkyries.
and by the way I dont photoshop my pictures
Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : High
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Very High
Antisocial : Low
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Moderate
Dependent : High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
Your Passion is Pink
Innocent and naive, you approach sex with a virginal mindset. You tend to enjoy teasing and flaunting much more than actual sex. You're a notorious flirt, and you can pick up anyone you desire. As a result, your reputation is a lot steamier than your real sex life. What Color Is Your Passion?
You Are A Realistic Romantic
You are more romantic than 60% of the population. It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
Your Passion is Gray
Your sexual attitude is best described as apathetic. Often joking that you're asexual, you can go months without getting any. For you, great sex does not make or break a relationship. If it happens, it's just the icing on the cake. What Color Is Your Passion?
ERIK
Eis forEbullient
Ris forRemarkable
Iis forIrresistible
Kis forKeen What Does Your Name Mean?

My Interests

Music and stuff lol I like to talk to girls and hang out

what import car are you?

Toyota Supra You have come along way since your early days, you like drag racing and showing of that inline six.

Cars-Driving-Racing Quizzes

I'd like to meet:

Mikael Akerfeldt and Peter Lindgren in my life time ::::::::: Also would like to meet Nicolas Cage and Angalina JolieJimi Fucking Hendrix
The Beatles
Angus Young
Ozzy
Myself in the Future or Past

Mikael Åkerfeldt

Peter Lindgren

Martin Lopez

Martin Mendez

Music:

Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Techno
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Favorite bands
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Opeth,Porcupine Tree, AC DC, Black Sabbath, Moonspell, Orgy, Ozzy, Beatles, Darude, John Lennon, Dream Theater, Katatonia, Paul Oakenfold, Tool, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Jarusalem, Tenacious D, Gorillaz, Ram Jam, The Parliement
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Favorite Guitarists
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Mikael Akerfeldt, John Petrucci, Jimi Hendrix, Peter Lindgren, Randy Rhoads, John Lennon, Jimmy Page, Angus Young

Movies:

Gone in 60 seconds
fight club
reqruim for a dream
All 3 of lord of the rings movies
Monty Python Movies
Mel Brooks
Space balls
And The Best of All

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

Books:

Hitcher Hikers guide to the galaxy, Lord of the rings all 3 or special edition all 7 and Gunslinger by Steven King Isac Asimov Foundation, Robot, and Empire Series, Mission Compromised By Oliver North

My Blog

A night life in hell

            This is an essay I'm working on for english, please comment          ;   I wake from a...
Posted by Erik "Guildenstern" on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 10:49:00 PST

Lost Heart

Lost heart I seem to have a problem I think I've lost my heart I cant find it anywhere It's like I'm searching through the Dark I was beginning to panic Wondering what to do Then I remembered My h...
Posted by Erik "Guildenstern" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Never let it be

residue on my finger sigh breathe in the beautiful night sky never see me again run lost into the forest of flame never return to see me again Sneak through the blackened room hear the noises of the...
Posted by Erik "Guildenstern" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Foolishness of a Teenager

As many has said "words cannot describe these feelings for you" I try my best to let my heart say their meaning. But I wait and minutes pass by, as my heart is unable to depict the marvelous painti...
Posted by Erik "Guildenstern" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I cant believe I'm doing this, Would you ____

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Desc...
Posted by Erik "Guildenstern" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love advice from the swedish

Love is an interesting subject....why am I writing about it? cause I can! Ok I'm tired of meeting girls who only care about looks. Same goes for guys who only care for how hot girls are (they piss me...
Posted by Erik "Guildenstern" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST