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Nick

I am here for Friends

About Me


I like my room messy. I spend more money than I make. I prefer conversation over loud music when I'm in the car. Drive-in movies are always better than theaters (unless it's a Brewvies theater). I like sleeping in the cold. I like sushi, but not in that "I'm a douche who 'likes sushi' and 'reads Thoreau and Hemmingway' so people will think I'm edgy and totally not shallow" way. Oh, but I totally love Thoreau and Hemmingway. I'm so much more interested in what you have to say than what your huge boobs or tribal arm bands say. I'm not easily impressed by usually impressive things, but highly impressed by peoples' little idiosyncracies. I enjoy arguing and debating more than you'll ever realize. I want, more than anything else, to find a person who can regularly go toe to toe with me in arguements. Girls are ALWAYS cuter with glasses.
Party.
If there's anything else you'd like to know, just ask me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush, John McCain, Dick Cheney, George Lucas and whomever canceled Arrested Development so I can punch them all in the face for making America a shittier place.Sarah Palin, so I can do her, film it, put it on the Internet, get her impeached from any office she's inhabiting, then never call her back. Seriously, though, alive: Barack Obama, Cormac McCarthy, Bill Maher, Bill Clinton, Tucker Max and David Geffen.Dead: John F Kennedy, Henry David Thoreau and George Washington.I don't want to meet Barbie. I want to meet her smarter sister who would rather make wise cracks and smart-ass comments than shop for shoes or go to the mall.

If you're in my Top Friends, you're cool as shit!
If you're not, well you're still kinda cool.

My Blog

In Case Anyone Comes Searching

In Case Anyone Comes Searching By Nick Parker   A hollow first impression Begrudgingly he waits A rather soft inflection Announces to the fates Alone the cold night stares Shaken without fear Tho...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 18:16:00 GMT

Swept Away

Swept Away By Nick Parker   Startled and alone, I awaken to a cold, wet dock   My eyes widen and burst into flames   My ship is gone   Those countless hours of repair and painstaki...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 14:06:00 GMT

A Lonely Carribean Pirate

A Lonely Carribean PirateBy Nick Parker A moment in her eyes is like a semester at sea Those eternal waves crash against the hull of forever How I long to take that old, swollen galleon's wheel This s...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:08:00 GMT

A good article for y'all to read

Read this article about Clifton  at slccglobelink.com. It's a good'n.  And here's the uncensored interview with Clifton . Go check em both, ya herrd!
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 16:29:00 GMT