Fin Lemon Twist |
So, I shop at a certain market that's very popular& there's always fresh flowers and produce that rots in your fridge within like two days& right? Anyway I dunno exactly how it's happening, but the... Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:36:00 GMT |
if that damn bloody eyed strawberry-blonde toddler devel-bitch looks at me one more time... |
i swear i might write to myspace and complain. i mean COME ON! yes, i'm scared of the ad, okay... i get it... would you just leave me alone already; i'm not gonna click on the link; i don't wanna kn... Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:11:00 GMT |
my poo smells like papaya |
we all know that eating asparagus makes you pee like asparagus, and that chomping on pineapple sweetens up the love juice... well apparently, papaya consumption turns your poo into an air freshner! h... Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:34:00 GMT |
switch-a-roo |
oh my goodness... my days and nights are flipped upside down! It's 5 in the morning & I'm still awake! Half of that is due to my annoyingly adorable boyfriend... the other to do with Dan Akroyd. Th... Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:10:00 GMT |
um... where am i? |
i don't know what just happened... i was checking my pic comments & suddenly here i am at some strange blog page - blog(n): get a friend. right? i mean - if i were to decide to simply go with it and... Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:46:00 GMT |