I'd like to meet:
I'm awed by Bjork & Thom...but actually they both scare me a little. Make it John Stewart and Amy or David Sedaris (either will do).
Music:
Bjork! Radiohead! Interpol, The Roots, Bloc Party, The Legendary Mr. Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, Outkast, Nina Simone, Massive Attack, Ben Harper, Pharcyde, TV on the Radio, The White Stripes, Jurassic 5, Dizzee Rascal, Willie Nelson, Billie Holiday, Ween, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Pixies, The Cure, Stevie Wonder, Lyle Lovett, Ozomatli, Motley Crue, Thievery Corporation, Wilco, Blackalicious, Manu Chao, The Game, Jenny Lewis, Ratatat, Ghostland Observatory, The Presets and tons others i can't think of right now.
Movies:
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Television:
Sim-sims, The Office, LOST, The Daily Show, The Wire, Arrested Development, BSG, It's Always Sunny, Veronica Mars, Rome, South Park...
Heroes:
My heroes have always been cowboys. They still are, it seems.