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Corey Trevor

FUCK YO COUCH!!!!

About Me

Hate work, love music. Hate crunk, love Hip Hip. At first I may come off as a dick. Its only because I am. I just think its more fun that way. Doesnt mean I wont always be there for ya. Just means I might make fun of you when I bail you out of jail or let you borrow my VHS copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark. I really love my dog, and my girlfriend. In that order. Hell I really love most of my friends too. Now I just have to combine these elements to make my master plan.

My Interests

ummmm stuff. Paintball, movies, graff, shows, pitbulls that climb trees, hanging out with BJ!!!!, crystals, digolf, sushi, turntable ninjas, watersports, nasty breakers, watching shorty kick people in the ankles at sts9 shows, mountains and rivers, screened in porches, flip flops, the beauty that nature creates every day, unique piercings, cooking out, busting out my purple pimp suit and starting a fucking riot, other people's tatoos, other peoples kids, soaking up the sun's rays, not busting my ass snowboarding, plotting my escape, stayin FRRREESSSSHH with the cuts, water and alcohol. Art in any way shape or form might fit here too.

I'd like to meet:

Any dope ass wrappers, rappers, bassists, drummers, drum and bassists, turntablists, open minded people, people who arent morons (ignorance density per square mile in the south is insanely high). Glassblowers, breakdancers, musicians in general, people who need street team work. Dj Qbert, Chuck Norris(if he let me get that close), your mom.

Music:

Head Collectors, STS9, the Biscuits, Granola Funk Express and big ups to all Asheville hip hop, Talib Kweli, the Roots, Glitch Mob, Sublime, Mac Dre, Nirvana, the Marleys, Greyboy Allstars, Dj Craze, Josh Martinez, Blind Melon, NWA, Saul Williams, Invisible Scratch Piklz, Yo Momma's Big Fat Booty Band, Spoonfed Tribe, the Malah, Corleone, MURS, the Janissary, Apathy and Celph Titled, Green Light Society, ZILLA, Pnuma Trio, Blackalicious, Planet Asia, Rasco(cali agents FOOL),BUCKETHEAD, Nasty Dark kick your momma in the teeth Drum and Bass, Larry Keel and the Natural Bridge, Parliament and I liked George Clinton before he looked like a half albino Blanka from Street Fighter.

Movies:

Wave Twisters, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo, Monster Squad, Indiana Jones!!, Surf Ninjas, Style Warz, Wild Style, The Last Dragon, Thank you for Smoking, House of Flying Daggers, Dancing Outlaw, 40 year old virgin, Run Ronnie Run, A Scanner Darkly, Sin City, Guy Richie movies that dont suck, Hackers, Silence of the Lambs.

Television:

I dont really watch TV(This was before they gave me free cable, now I watch Discovery, History, and Comedy Central all the time). I really like when people hurt themselves on tv. Like those shows "MOST FUCKING CRAZIEST SHIT EVER" VOLUME 3. Expecially the classic... when people get hit in the nuts with ANYTHING! I admit im completely addicted to Trailer Park Boys. I love Weeds, Mr Show, lots of stand up, Arrested Development, its Always Sunny, Kenny VS Spenny,

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk is a favorite. Life of Pi. Hunter S. Thompson is hilarious. Apparently I really need to read the book ISHMAEL from what 2012 has to say(I hope somebody gets this). I read in my crystal books when I have the time, which seems like less and less lately. I like conspiracy and ufo typa stuff. Fiction books with application are good. Anything with twists, gotta love the twists. Murder and Serial killer books(I think of it as my own personal independent study on how crazy people can be). Who am I kidding, im like half literate.

Heroes:

Wheres BJ?