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I'd like to meet:

Someone who will put me first.
Someone who gets the joke in my interests section.
Someone who can keep my attention through a conversation for longer then five minutes.
Someone who won't say Hi to me if they don't have anything to talk about.
Someone who would have a deep conversation with a total stranger.
Someone who has something really unique about them.
Someone who knows that that something unique shouldn't be easy to put a finger on.
Someone who doesn't care about the fickle little things.
Someone who gets jealous.
Someone who controls their jealousy.
Someone who understands jealousy is insecurity.
Someone who won't break my heart.
Someone who won't break my arms either.
Someone who is simple yet complex.
Someone who has red hair.
Someone who likes wrestling.
Someone who would massage my ego when they know I need it.
Someone who will keep me in my place.
Someone who will motivate me.
Someone who goes to school, and will help me get back.
Someone who knows a chill job where you get paid for the amount of work you put in, not the amount of hours.
Someone who makes work play, so they're always having fun. Someone with a gorgeous smile.
Someone who won't drag me along for months.
Someone who when they say "We need to hang out soon" means it.
Someone who doesn't just mean it, but will do something about it.
Someone who likes to kill zombies, and vampires... and werewolves too.
Someone who is into fantasy.
Someone who is into fantasy (if you know what I mean).
Someone who came this far.
Someone who will call me.
Someone who will TEXT me (even better).
Someone who knows how to keep me smiling.
Someone who is good in the sack.
Someone who isn't good in the sack, but knows they're bad and will try new things.
Someone who is nice.
Someone who is sweet.
Someone who reads.
Someone who smokes.
Someone who smokes. *nudge nudge*
Someone who drinks.
Someone who massages.
Someone who does laundry.
Someone who cooks.
Someone who cleans.
Someone who I could live with and not have to worry.
Someone who isn't here just because I'm a convenience.
Someone who doesn't under appreciate.
Someone who doesn't over appreciate.
Someone who would call me.. right now 646 270 0120.
Someone who would text me to, that would work.
Someone who likes video games.
Someone who understands passion.
Someone who doesn't complain just to complain.
Someone who has a linear sense of ethics.
Someone who will catch my bad grammar.
Someone who is happy to be alive.
Someone long term.
Someone short term.
Someone who can hook a worm.
Someone who would consider anything random a date.
Someone who I could go to a hockey game with.
Someone who I could go to a wrestling match with.
Someone who would come to mine, just to enjoy it.
Someone who knows how to mingle.
Someone who likes to meet people.
Someone who likes to go out.
Someone who can have as much fun for free as for hundreds.
Someone who kills zombies, and did i mention.
Someone who reads web-comics.
Someone who has texting, because I can do it all day.
Someone who conversation doesn't just die with.
Someone who has quick wit.
Someone who has a quick fix.
Someone who's new.
Someone who's old.
Someone who may recognize me.
Someone who would visit me at work just to say hi, when there is nothing else to do.
Someone who loves the city.
Someone who loves the country.
Someone who loves a balance of the two.
Someone who wishes they could have both.
Someone who lives self-sufficiently.
Someone who gives a lot.
Someone who tries.
Someone who doesn't just say.
Someone who keeps my interest.
Someone who read this whole thing.
Someone who knows the difference between their there and they're.
Someone who reads Questionable Content.
Someone who asks a ninja.
Someone who likes The Academy Is... .
Someone who likes Say Anything.
Someone who likes The Rocket Summer
Someone who likes Petula Clark.
Someone who likes Alice...
Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
Someone who will friend me just based on that factor.
Someone who realizes this is not the end, but only the beginning.