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About Me

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
by the very talented Daniel Lundie!!!
James Avery did this one! So cool!
Manga me by the lovely Celina Hernandez
My bestest of best friends:
The Czar, myself and Jameson. Triple Neato Funrundedun!
The blue eyed septumneers will rule ALL!!! ALL I SAY! My bro Nathaniel.
Oh my oh me....I love Halloween and fall time.
I'm loud, and proud.
I knit and I sew and I love it.
I'm addicted to sketchbooks and filling every inch of them.
I like scary and spooky stuff.
I live for art and music.
I want to go to outer space one day soon.
Zombies are so cool.
So are haunted houses.
I love love.
I'm hyper.
I like video games if they don't suck.
I'm inlove with the unthinkable.
I love LOVE Mexican food!!!
I want to live in NYC and illustrate comics.
I think the banana flavored runts are the most disgusting things ever made for human consumption.
All I have to do is think about the sun and I burn. I'm super pale.
I kind of have a sick obsession with my hair dryers....but not sick sick sick...just sort of weird. You have to know me really REALLY well to know what it is I am actually talking about. It's kind of funny, actually.
I rarely ever wear socks and the socks I do have are all playful and fun.
I do not take lightly to animal abuse. In fact...it downright pisses me off.
Another thing that pisses me off even more....crimes against humanity....war crimes....religious crimes.....hate crimes....and etc. It just baffles me how most of the world views life. It's a big big place to live. Why can't we share it? Why is there so much hatred? Can't we just focus it towards phones instead? I mean....if you really feel the need to hate something...grab your phone and smash it good. I don't know.....just baffles me.
I get super grouchy when:
*I am hungry like the wolf
*I am hot...especially when it is hot and humid out
*I am sleepy
I am getting better at talking on the phone...so call me up...that is if you have my super secret digits. You know who you are. Trust me, I must love you.
Things that make me smile:
* Courtney Taylor-Taylor
* Chuck T's
* mini boardgame keychains
* Cupcakes (baking, decorating and sometimes eating)
* cooking
* Snow White
* pumpkin pie lotion
* stories about curling irons getting snarled into some poor victims hair (I've been one)
* Roman Dirge
* Ketchup
* white fingernail polish
* lighthouses
* Mohawks
* ice tea with mint leaves and orange slices
* new panties
* Party Boy
* cool bandaids
* scooters!
* comic shop Guy
* Sleep-o
* new comic book day
* Guy Gardner
* Sharpies (all the colors and different tips and.....ahhhhhhhh)
* playing guitar
* tattooing and getting tattooed
* prank phone calls
* Sam Kieth
* new sketch books
* getting mail that's cool
* drawing/painting/sculpting/CREATING
* taking photographs
* my black and white striped mirror
* nights out
* fanboy rage
* Wolverine
* working out (well...when I actually do it)
* my friends
* AIR
* Zombies
* really bright colored skies with amazing clouds
* the color orange
* bananas in cereal
* dancing around in my underwear when I first wake up in the mornings
* thunderstorms
* Magic erasers (the artist ones)
* good hair days
* watermelon bubblegum
* music...I love music. Love.

Things that make me frown
* abuse of any sort
* shady peeps
* saying "hate"
* orange liquor (sick sick sick)
* sweating (unless makin' some love or working out in Karate)
* cats with fur...cats in general, really
* shit (especially stepping in)
* bugs (shit and bugs and bugs and shit...two worst things that you can get......{I made that up on tons of mushrooms after stepping in a pile of crap and having bugs swarm me after a foam party in Albuquerque....sick})
* Freddy Got Fingered (That's right Matthew.)
* Tuesday
* tight underwear
* socks
* meanies
* stress
* love....oh sigh....how tortued soul can I get?
* sticky lipgloss
* fine ball point pens
* overspending at the bar
* overspending on shoes (then again...not really)
* fur coats
* Hummers (the obnoxious vehicles)
* trophy wives
* closed minded people

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Intelligent and fun people.
Creative and wonderful people.
Beautiful and funny people.
People who can be themselves.
I like people most of the time and if you have all the qualities that I mentioned above, then we'll get along just fine.
I want to have a good time and make sure everyone else around me is also having a good time.
I do not like gossip or bullshit talk. I don't care to discuss other people's flaws. We all have them. I need people who can hold conversations about real every day things. Please don't bore me with red carpet chit chat and gossip laced tantrums.
Live and let live.....live and let die.....whatever....just don't talk smack.
You will know if I do not like you...but not to worry. I like almost everyone. You have to be a real asshole for me to shy away from you. Basically if you hurt the ones I love or myself, you are O-U-T.
Seriously, though.....I do like most people.

I'd like to have lunch with Frank Black.

And yeah...go ahead and make fun...Courtney Taylor-Taylor.
And definintely...most definintely David Byrne.

My Blog

Listening to the past and waiting for fun

I woke up, fell out of bed.....dragged a comb across my head.  And not wanting to go into a Beatles song.....I went to the...dum dum dum.....DENTIST!  I love going to the dentist.  It just rocks.  Sur...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 15:04:00 GMT

Whose feathers are you rufflin'?

I thoroughly enjoy watching the mating habits of birds.  Sometimes I wish the human species could only be as cool.  The male bird will swell up and puff out...his feathers rippling in a ruffle from hi...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 09:30:00 GMT

It's not easy (or cheap) being green

My friend Rachel turned me onto plants a few years ago. I like seeing plants thrive due to my detailed and loving care. I love my plants. Having gained plant cofidence now, I have turned this love to ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:47:00 GMT

Human kind can not gain anything

without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. I know I'm a huge nerd for quoting FMA, but there is a lot of truth to that first law of alchemy. Yes I kn...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:19:00 GMT

Work work work and play play play

Man...things are happenin' in my life. I just got over the sickness from hell, i've fallen in love, and I found and bought fuji apples the size of a childs head. I have a ton of great news that some m...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:27:00 GMT

I like you and I like me!

It has been a long time since I updated this blog. For good reason, too. You see, my phone is my computer at the moment. I'm not too phone keypad savvy...but I'm getting there. So...life is going gre...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 08:10:00 GMT

The day time day time

Friday. I am here.  Like the little bastards living on the flower&We are here we are here we are here!!!  I am so happy for weekends.  My appreciation is so 100% on that one.  I d...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:56:00 GMT

The Drunkest cities...am I surprised?

The Drunkest Cities WebMD Feature from "Men's Health" Magazine By Denny Watkins New Year's Day 1916 was rough for Colorado residents looking for a little hair of the dog. On that Saturday, the s...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Ask me if I care about the World Series. Go ahead.

NO!  Let's take sports as a general....not my thing.  I can get into some ice hockey and boxing....but that's about it.....and you still won't see me watching the boob tube lusting for score...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:03:00 GMT

Zeitgeist

WATCH IT! Pretty please.....
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:46:00 GMT