Almost everything I have learned in life I have learned from commercials. It's sad, but it is true. I learned that R-I-F, Reading is Fundamental. I learned that I should Cross At The Green, Not In Between and I learned that I can stop excessive underarm sweating with Botox.
So I guess it should come as no surprise that my career has taken the turn that it has. After 8 years of being a DJ on the air, I became the production director. Now I make the commercials (or as I like to call them learning materials) that you hear on the air.
But wait, there's more! I have a very cerebral sense of humor. Sometimes it's a bit too obscure, like if I make a crack about the maginot line or something. I do make an awful lot of Jew jokes though, not many dick or fart jokes, I think most other guys have those covered. I prefer to look at things in a unique, if not slightly distorted way. Like the age old question, "Is the glass half-full, or half-empty?" Its neither! The glass is twice as big as it needs to be to accommodate that volume of liquid.
Anyway, I'm pretty easy to get along with, I believe that everyone has a right to their own opinion, but at least know why you believe in what you believe. I'm also the Patron Saint of Drama Queens. For some reason, people find me so easy to talk to that very often they spill their guts to me.
Sure I have negative qualities too (I guess this would be the legal disclaimer part, so read it really fast) Chuck has the tendency to talk way too much, tell bad jokes or jokes that only he finds funny, interrupt you in the middle of a sentence (ADD) with something totally unrelated, and this really evil tendancy to always be right. Side effects related to Chuck include, looking things up in an encyclopedia, mental exhaustion, confusion and fullness. Until you know how Chuck will affect you, you should avoid operating heavy machinery or driving a car.
Oh and apparently, I am the only one who is really glad they made the children's aid society.
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