LUNCH

Karl Largerfield just would not die. He cloned his ancient ass in 2039. The healthy but dramatically deformed baby was immediately whisked away to a hidden palace in the Philippines. There was a very popular season on 24 Hour Massacre TV when Mr. Laggerfield, feeling his potential heir had taken on a powerful mystic of his own, declared a world wide Kookai sanctioned baby hunt. Of course they never found the brat, who was eventually sold on the black market to a couple from Lithuania. So K.L. Baby Clone would grow into a strapping young lad and go on to form his own government. A fine young twisted dictator. A Dick Traitor. Two headed yin yang baby ripping his war machine across eastern Europe all the way to the Goddamn Steppes.