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Trude Petri Collins

For all of you that dont know Trude, she is my life partner. We live together, share a studio space and sometimes we sleep together. We are not in love but we find comfort in each others company. At t...
Posted by s on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:01:00 PST

Naturalists

Yesterday i stole a half carton of eggs and then went to the park with my friend. We gently placed the eggs on the ground by some sleeping ducks and went and hid and watched a crowd of 12 people ...
Posted by s on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:21:00 PST

unfold...

i was just sitting here. Day dreaming about my flat screen monitor... I just started rubbing my cheek against it's warm plasma matte surface. so smooth and warm. my hands are cold... people i wor...
Posted by s on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sorry world

I think I took somebodys bike. well I know I took a bike, but it wasnt locked up. and it was like 3:30 am and I was pretending it was a trusty steed bestowed to me by the heavens... a gloriou...
Posted by s on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Techniques

Im at work right now and i just went to the bathroom and i turned all the lights off... and stood in the dark. It made me smile. It was really dark. Nobody in the office even knows! No Lights! AHHHHHH...
Posted by s on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Too many cookies

...not enough chips. well actually, too many chips too. and this is how i get an upset tummy.
Posted by s on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...more fun

Death to everyone. I just thought it would be a real good time at your funeral if its an open casket and i spray you with a garden hose. Blood and Death to you and yours, and garden hoses of uni...
Posted by s on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST