Ah, the dreaded "About Me".
Where do you start?
Need to make a good first impression. Right?
The name's Charlotte.
'Charley' if I know you.
Never, ever Lottie. Ugh.
Big on love, low on common sense.
I never claim to be perfect.
I never claim to know everything.
I'm just me. Love me or hate me.
Dont try and bring me round to your way of thinking,
We're two different people. Thankfully.
[I find the thought of being a siamese twin highly disturbing]
I'm quite random, and burst out laughing for no reason.
My mum calls me special.
My friends call me retarded. Heh.
-shrugs- Hey ho. At least they know me.
Ah my friends.
Lovely, amazing people,
as retarded as I am.
[dont act like your not jealous]
My closest friends are the peas in my pod.
Not literally, you understand.
Metaphorically.
I over analyze things. I worry too much.
About silly things.
Like if I spelt 'metaphorically' correct up there ^^^
And, ohh, did I turn my straightners off?
Will my house now burn down because i left them on?
Oh my god, my cats will be burned alive.
I'll need to move.
See? Drama queen extraordinaire.
I dont drive. Correction.. I do drive,
just very badly I would guess.
Probably as badly as I cook.
Not a natural born Gordon Ramsay I'm afraid.
Unless you want a cheese toastie. I'm fierce at those.
Ask Liberty. [I paid her]
I tend to repeat funny things. A lot.
I actually annoy myself with it.
But when something tickles me I need to share it with people.
Over, and over, and over and.....
I can be selfish and spoilt.
I'll always kick up a fuss if something doesnt go my way.
But I'll never change.
So go build a bridge and get over it.
Chyeah.
I love to pose, but I dont love myself.
I actually think I'm pretty disgusting.
If you feel differently then please feel free to let me know.
Compliments are what a girl like me lives for.
I do write pointless bulletins.
Things that happen during my day,
what I'm going to eat,
how I feel.
If you dont like it, simple: delete me.
Dont just moan at me. Do something about it.
Or just deal with.
I dont add random people.
Unless I like the look of you.
But most are unfortunate.
Oh and I dont add bands. If I want to add you,
I will come looking for you yeh?
And I have 3 easy steps for dealing with people that add but dont talk:
1] "Edit Friends"
2] Select
3] Delete
I dont give out my msn willy-nilly.
[I've just discovered I do laugh at the word "willy" though.]
If I want you to have it, I'll let you know.
And if I do add you to msn,
and you ask me to have web sex with you,
and then you dont see me online for a while
here's why:
I deleted you, idiot.
[Now run along and get yourself a life.]
Add me, message me, whatever.
I have all the people I need on here.
Any more could be a bonus.
If not then I'm not going to have sleepless nights over it.
Charlotte. ♥
