I am abbey i ride dirtbikes cos im a busso kid. fuck those dunsbra jerr faggs and there bodyboards. When i was young i planted a banana tree and it never grew but my grass did and we made grass angels with a kid that lived 17 houses away. I ate so much grass i attracted goats. I kept one and i named her jeremy and we bought a spaceship by selling all of our grass and banana tree seed that doesnt grow, maybe cos its always snowing but thats why i got a fax machine. The worker at harvey norman said it would solve all my problems but jeremy ate it so i cried. So mummy took me to the video shop but left me and said i was a mistake. so i challenged her to a game of basketball and jeremy walked on the court and i lost
