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Naked Hassellhoff

About Me

Squires, Lint and Myers make lives better through their practice of honest Riff Rider (pat. pend) technology. This technology involves a lot of things. When the riff goes out to them people in the crowd, the crowd knows it and gets the hell out of there. Drinks are consumed and folks are made dangerous. The night can be cruel. Some things get done without the band knowing about it. Like when the band members go home to their families, other members of the band might not know about it. But all the while, all interactions are recorded for processing into slicing sounds. At Squires, Lint and Myers, notes is knives. Kill sound guys not doing the mix. Stop smiling! DM to IC is a long haul when you are dissipointed with rock. The Riff Rider machine will continue to spit out golden formulas and the team at S,L and M will be there, drinking them up and spitting them out at you for a long time to come.

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Member Since: 30/11/2006
Band Members: Squires, Lint & Myers
Influences: Bad grades such as D- or F, best intentions, wrongness, not listening, skipping cds and records, the Speak and Spell, but mostly just dialogs with inanimate objects.
Sounds Like: rythmic werps and ticks
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

record time!

We recorded.  We finally recorded.  Now what?
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:07:00 GMT

The Show

that was fun that was fun that was fun don't let anyone tell you different
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:29:00 GMT

Happy Holidays!

I hope that everyone has fun on their minds for X-MAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FUN FUN FUN.  I am going to try to sleep through it.  BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!! Don't be a jerk!!!!!!!
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 15:58:00 GMT

Press

We are in the paper again. . . . 80 Hours  Article  
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:09:00 GMT

80 Hours Article This Thursday

OK so this is it. 10 years since our first show at Connie's Lounge in Des Moines and still as retarded as the day we were born. No making love, all fun-fuckin' baby! Look for an article in Thursday...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 14:27:00 GMT