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I want.. nay, I HAVE to go to this guy's church!!!

Ladies and gents, I give you the greatest preacher ever. Comin to you straight outta the word of God (a.k.a. the yellow pages). God bless public access television.   The Spirit of Truth!...
Posted by no mas on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:03:00 PST

hehehehe

This is a few clips of me and some other comics pretending to be first time open-mic'ers. Watch it and you'll see what I mean.   http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=410031762106149874&a mp;q=O...
Posted by no mas on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST

Heartbreak Hoedown

So last night I did this show called the Heartbreak Hoedown with Eric Dieckman and I thought it was some pretty fun shit. Unfortunately, I had to head to work right afterwards, which caused me to bail...
Posted by no mas on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:37:00 PST

been a while

I haven't really been getting out as much as i used to or should anymore. I miss a lot of the places I used to go and the people I used to see. (Most importantly, Nellie and my Chipas) I think it's fi...
Posted by no mas on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:17:00 PST

state of the negro

So all the computers in my house are fried. I can't really get on the internet except for this crappy ass laptop. So if you send me somenthing and I don't respond, it's only because typing on this god...
Posted by no mas on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:33:00 PST

response to a bulletin (one of the greatest things I've ever written)

Bulletin is below... Should whites be proud of being white? Absolutely. Everyone should be proud of what and who they are. The unfortunate thing for white people is that "white pride" has been so m...
Posted by no mas on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:56:00 PST

runnin like a lil bitch!

Tomorrow, me and my family will be heading to Dallas. I kinda want to stay, but I know I shouldn't. My crazy ass father says he's gonna ride it out which kinda bugs me, but I expect nothing less from ...
Posted by no mas on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:48:00 PST

Vegas...

Well everything made it back from Vegas except my money and my cell phone. I had a blast and I got pictures to prove it. I think I made it back to my house with 30 cents... literally. I can't wait to ...
Posted by no mas on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:38:00 PST

It finally happened

After two years, the Olive Garden has finally gotten sick of my shit and given me the axe. I knew it would happen eventually. Fortunately, I still have two other jobs that are much more fun and pay mo...
Posted by no mas on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:46:00 PST

&^.&%&^(_^(&^$(*^%.*^)(*%^%.

Me+Tori Amos+Backstage pass = I just shit myself.
Posted by no mas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST