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Crystalina

classey not trashy???

About Me


hrm... describe myself... haha not much to talk about other than my charming personality and stunningly good looks.... thats a joke... u can laugh now... anyway.... heres me in a nutshell: im 5'7(and a half if u wanna get technical) brown blonde red brown black hair green eyes. i hate liars. im obsessed with lobsters. addicted to 90s grunge rock. and substitute mountain dew for coffee in the morning. i hate being addicted to myspace and hover my mouse over the "delete account" button at least every other month but cant bring myself to do it cause heaven forbid i miss something myspace-y. i used to hate the city but its beginning to grow on me(til it starts snowing). hopefully ill be in cali in a year - stay classey san diego!! my ferrets like to eat peanut butter and my mom says i drive too fast. i tend to focus on peoples eyebrows when they're talking and my wrist bones creep me out. i have a habit of overabusing my catch phrases. keith thinks im too british. im only half british really. but i guess thats the half of me that hates to cook. i have trouble sleeping. but even more trouble getting up in the morning. my new drink of choice is strawberry wine... i dont have a drinking problem... i just happen to drink quite often... occupational hazard i suppose.

My Interests

    surfing fender strats candy horror movies my mother effin S2K bitches! welsh corgi's san diego hooters tshirts heineken crunchwrap supremes(hold the tomato) pretending i can golf from the 2nd floor of the driving range peeing outdoors getting paid to drink burping contests laughing at large girls who cant buy proper attire for their body types... or keep their clothes on all together rock shows collarbones & shoulders board games pogo-stix singing obnoxiously making awful faces tommy lee, brett scallions, johnny depp multi-v vitamin water jeans that cost 5x what theyre worth hideous retro furniture motorcycles old plantation houses the beach at night camel ultra-lights(the cigarette of undisciplinable quitters) ninja turtle shots buying makeup ill never wear dane cook chandelier earrings my digital camera = my life tacky handbags making ridiculously long lists that youre still reading... SUCKERS

I'd like to meet:

noone really... im kinda happy with my people... but you should click on this banner!!! honestly, you really really should!!! then maybe ill like you

oh yeah and i wanna meet this girl... to apologize to her for posting this everywhere i possibly can...

Music:

RENDER ON MYSPACE

REVELATION THEORY ON MYSPACE

CODE ANCHOR ON MYSPACE

my friends are amazingly talented... thats all you need to know

Movies:

porn porn porn and more pornSCHWEEEEET!

Television:

if it wasnt for video games, i probably wouldnt own one

Books:

...make good fires

Heroes:

the creator of the llama song... and jordan morris for introducing me to such madness