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About Me

My name is Keith Amuthafuckin Turner. Yes THAT is my middle name for nebody who has ever asked me dat lol. Now yall see why I ain't wanna say but I don't give a fuck at the moment lol I'm in a REAL good mood. The best in a long time 'cuz, I just got my heartbroken so I'm cool offa relationships right now. At the moment I just like to CHILL w/ alot of people lol. .... Click Here To Get My Custom Layout! ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alicia Keys. Off top anybody that knows me knows I am in love with Alicia Keys. Cuz she got me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANXOUS lol. Butchea she gon' be my second hollywood wife. My first is gon' be Sinaa Lathan. We gon' be married until I find out dat Alicia Keys has loved me since she read my first piece of published writing lol. On here I'd like to meet fun and interesting people. If you like to laugh then holla at me. I don't like liars though if you gon' be deceitful you can leave me alone... width="425" height="350">.. .. ....>

My Blog

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To those who left me fuck you and fuck weIf you really loved me den you couldn't leaveButchu left and all I got left is this icebox das to da left of my chestIt don't beat all it do is bleedCuz dat ic...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:11:00 GMT

"A man isn't a man unless he keeps his promises like he keeps his hands"

A promise is a promise is a promise is a promiseWe shouldn't run from our commitments cuz dey'll always find usIt may take a year it may take two It may take so long dat we don't have a clueAs to what...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:34:00 GMT

Does bein stabbed inna back hurt worse cuz you weren't expectin it?

People dont really understand how smart i am. Like i'm not even tryinna brag cuz nebody dat knows me knows i'm not a boastful person. I'm not even sayin i'm smart. I'm just sayin that if two people ar...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:47:00 GMT

Errything turned out alright

I definitely ain't have shit to do cuz all da niggas I run w/ was doin shit w/ dey families. Which makes sense cuz it was christmas eve lol. But neway so I'm home all alone cuz my family is up in mich...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 15:25:00 GMT

I'll give you one guess who dis is and if you can get it onna first guess den I'll give you $1

It is a crazy thing. It can bring two people together and hold them there like some unseen bond. Or it can take the one you've been bonded with for so long. It can make you a stronger person and fill ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:55:00 GMT

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Is she okay?" "No she's on fire"

Situation: This is an ACTUAL 911 call I heard. Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Caller: She's on fire. Oh my god she's on fire. Lay down. No Lay down. Lay down. Operator: What!? Caller: She's on f...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 13:07:00 GMT

Part II

So does everybody else...See the word hell comes from the Jewish word sheol. Sheol in Jewish means the common place of the dead. This means that EVERYONE has to go there when they die. If that's not e...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:40:00 GMT

Liars and Faggots go to hell

I'm not tryinna be mean i'm just tryinna drop a lil knowledge in ya life. So if you fit into either of those categories you should prolly change yo ways HAHAAAAAAAAAAA. oh and by the way if you do fit...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 19:41:00 GMT

Curiousity?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA! If laughter has ever hidden pain then this is the time. I realize now that I meant no more to her than an unanswered question. We had talked about marriage and shit but she l...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:00:00 GMT