john

The laws of physics rarely apply to me. I am made of many things. I may vanish in a flash of light at any moment. I can hold my breath indefinitely, summon thunderstorms at will, and I often engage in interspecies communication. I'm highly dichotomous so I deeply appreciate balance. I'm a bit pissed off, but I still manage to have faith in our kind. I tend to be fractious. I try to be good. clearly, I'm nearly sane. I'm not wearing a sport coat and I'm going to eat your BRAAAAINS!!! ~~~ I like these things: hiking with my hound dog, gazing into outer space, bellylaughs, great conversation, soul driven art of any variety, learning from unlikely teachers, lightening, Stella & Van Gogh, sushi & sake, the entity known as Fire, anything spooky or paranormal, red meat & texas pete, old t-shirts, pirates, knock-knock jokes, rocks for climbing, smells of gasoline, gunpowder, honeysuckle, & impending snow, things that go fast, things that go bang, sharp pointy objects, sneaky ninja stuff, fresh air, bending bogus rules & regulations, peace and quiet, anything coconut, the mountains, Thai food, curves, and people swimming in the deep end. --- I loathe pleated pants, power corrupted absolutely, celery, sheeple, pollution, influenza, poopie shoe, willful ignorance, takers, fakers, ethno-ego-theo-centrism, deadlines, dicktaters, litterbugs, ultimatums, money, elastic waistbands, deceitful plastic peoples, wasting food, petro's evil tentacles, pharmaceuticult companies, water chestnuts, fences, rush limbaughs & ann coulters, spider squishers, deforestation, and neck ties.~ check out my secret candid photos ~~~ http://www.larrycarlson.com/northvale/octo_october.html.. .. ..