My name is Stowell. I hail from Hakin, native of the Mount Estate and various other places. I am the guitarist, Songwriter/Screecher of local band Serpentine. I dig tattoos, i should dig graves, i would dig graves, gravy!. I get hella drunk and say things that are really unnecessary. My hair is longer than yours!. I love thrash metal, i adore death metal, i crave black metal, i jack off to classical. Your jazz wankery has no place within my metal. I am more Slayer than you!. Im a pirate, YAAAAAR! I love all things gore and violent. I like to tattoo and draw. I love all kinds of weapons. Reptiles are awesome! Im quite an angry man as some might say. For 25 years i have conned people into thinking i am paralyzed when in reality i just enjoy sitting on my ass( Lazy Cunt Syndrome ). I love beer, my liver doesnt. I am an alcoholic. I have a National Diploma in Music Technology... Woopiefuckingdoo!. I am more Slayer than Slayer!. I love guitars. I love you. I love to poop. I hate posers, LIARS, time-wasters, shallow people. And i fucking despise ATTENTION SEEKING WHORES that whine about how shitty their sheltered little lives are (Get some real problems in you!). Kerry King is my dad, James Hetfield is also my dad and is only allowed access to me on weekends, he never pays child support!.This is way to much info...Im bored...Eat my piss...If you read this then you are gay
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