Hi there! My names Doug Funny. Now I've been out of the spotlight for some years now, but I'm still the same old me. I still snort coke off Patty Mayonaisse's ass. I still deal drugs at the Honker Burger. I still participate in bestiality contests with Porkchop, and I still try to slit Roger's throat every night. Oh, and in case you all were wondering about Mr. Dink... it was crystal meth...
The first time I fucked Patty was the year after Doug! stopped being shown on TV. I honked Patty in the back of the Honker Burger. It was a sloppy mess. I shoved a Honker Burger up her vagina thing. After that we both became drug addicts and started a new show on the prison channel called Drug!.
