Wakeboarding, jet skiing, soccer, drinking, hanging out with friends, whatever else I do
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The person who decided that immigrant aliens could become US citizens and get drivers licenses without having to speak English so that I can kick him in the nuts- and whomever invented breast implants God bless him.
I like everything except reggaeton(worst music ever, wanna kill every reggaeton artist slowly), but metal is my favorite. But I enjoy all kinds of music. PS: It's been brought to my attention that some people actually like the Dave Matthews band(I think they have 3 fans). Who knew?
Anything with explosions and stupid busty blondes. If bullets are flying I am happy.
The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Dragonball Z/GT, and last but not least, Mythbusters.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt
Birthday: 6/18/80
Birthplace: Hill Air Force Base, Utah
Current Location: Orlando
Eye Color: As blue as the Caribbean Ocean
Hair Color: blondish brownish
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas
Your Weakness: procrastination
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: AVN adult video male performer of the year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why cant the workday start at 3:30?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever she gets worn out
Your Most Missed Memory: being too young to have responsibility
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK lounge baby
Single or Group Dates: depends if the girl is a swinger
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot cocoa
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuckin A
Do you Sing: horribly
Do you Shower Daily: multiple times daily
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes dammit UCF transfer department
Do you want to get Married: not sure anymore
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Im just average enough to be forgettable
Are you a Health Freak: eat healthy, stay fit, die anyway
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: fun to have sex in
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute, the drum pad, and the cowbell
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: how about past hour?
In the past month have you Smoked: ive had my pole smoked
In the past month have you been on Drugs: negative, only for hippies
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: double stuff
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no never
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell yes, (screams freedom like Braveheart)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but wanted to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only a few hearts
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: fast, dangerous, and with a flat headed corpse
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: so rich I dont have to work, AKA the President
What country would you most like to Visit: the whole UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: strawberry blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: anywhere from my crotch height to my height
Weight: depends on height
Best Clothing Style: skater punk chick,redneck girl, surfer girl, chickenhead
Number of Drugs I have taken: up with hope, down with dope
Number of CDs I own: who the hell knows
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet, saving for a badass one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: this space isnt big enough
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Anyone with the time and tendency to upset the status quo, and anyone who is told that something is not possible but they say "Fuck You" and do it anyway. Im talking about people like those who have artificial legs and run marathons. I have two good legs and I dont run at all.