Blogging. Talking crap about... your mom. Monkeys. Paper towels. Dry martinis. The word "poop". Movies starring Elisabeth Shue and/or Ralph Macchio. All things Fresno. Cotton. Steak. Being awesome.
Your mom. The Mayor. Kopi. He-Man. Jim Halpert. William Zabka.
80s T.V. theme songs, Karate Kid soundtrack, MC Hammer, Fresno bands, anyone who was a Mouseketeer (except Britney, Justin, Christina or JC Chasez).
The Miyagi Trilogy. Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf Too. The Monster Squad. Star Wars. Clerks. Whatever Will makes.
The Office. Beverly Hills, 90210. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Entourage. Dexter. 24. Little People, Big World.
Sorry. We don't understand the question. We've transcended the written word because WE ARE THAT SMART.
K-Fed. Scoopy. Dwight Schrute. Colonel Sanders.