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About Me

Whateverlife.com For whatever life you lead We are The Beehive, the mighty, mighty Beehive!

Want to know more?

Go to FresnoBeehive.com and figure it out, Columbo.

My Interests

Blogging. Talking crap about... your mom. Monkeys. Paper towels. Dry martinis. The word "poop". Movies starring Elisabeth Shue and/or Ralph Macchio. All things Fresno. Cotton. Steak. Being awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. The Mayor. Kopi. He-Man. Jim Halpert. William Zabka.

Music:

80s T.V. theme songs, Karate Kid soundtrack, MC Hammer, Fresno bands, anyone who was a Mouseketeer (except Britney, Justin, Christina or JC Chasez).

Movies:

The Miyagi Trilogy. Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf Too. The Monster Squad. Star Wars. Clerks. Whatever Will makes.

Television:

The Office. Beverly Hills, 90210. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Entourage. Dexter. 24. Little People, Big World.

Books:

Sorry. We don't understand the question. We've transcended the written word because WE ARE THAT SMART.

Heroes:

K-Fed. Scoopy. Dwight Schrute. Colonel Sanders.

My Blog

The Beehive Week in Review

- First off, if you haven't seen our cool new look, do some clicking right now. - We're still talking about Justin. You should be too. Tell us what you thought of the show.- We're also talking a lot a...
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

We got purty.....

Check out the re-designed FresnoBeehive.com. Now!
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

Beehive minus one

Oh god. My partner in crime, Mike Oz, is on vacation this week and he's left me to pick up the slack on the Beehive.Luckily, Big Willie Style is on the case with his review of reviews - movie top ten ...
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

The Grape Tray

Hey, it's H-Mac.First, I want to thank everybody for adding us as friends. We really, really do appreciate it. And thanks for reading the Beehive. It's nice to know someone other than our families and...
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:12:00 PST

Oh, we're posting things on here.

I wasn't aware.Once again, Heather proves to be far more prolific than I.But....Hi!Thanks for being our friend.-- Mike Oz
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

Write this date down in the Beehive's history

We managed to go a whole day without blogging about Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. It's like seeing the sun after an Alaskan winter.
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

Was it something we said?

An hour ago we had 50 friends. Now we have 49.We've already been dropped? How bad do we suck??Don't answer that - it's rhetorical. -Heather
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST

The Dog Ate My Homework

Okay, so I should be blogging tonight......Nicole Richie's D.U.I.......Angelina's interview on how she and Brad hooked up......Britney Spears kissing that meathead-looking guy....So much to talk about...
Posted by Fresno Beehive on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST