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About Me

Im 15 years old & wear my clothes twice. Im more of a tomboy than you think. I pick my nose & flick it. I smell my armpits in public & stick my finger up everyones noses. I have over 30 plastic bottles crowding my room I drink so much(water). I never pick up my phone. Youre more likely to get an answer if you text me. I like aerial arts & leaning back in my chair...until I hit my head. When I have a crush I wait until the feelings fade away. I burp & blow my stanky ass breath in everyones face. I piss on bridges xD. I drink soda ONLY when Im in the mood to spit & suck it back up lol. Im loud & scream obscenities. If you see me dressed up girly, SAVOR THE MOMENT. Take a picture, cuz it wont happen twice. I get cluster headaches & migraines that hurt till i cry. I have insomnia, the real deal not fake too much coffee shit. I sleep in school all the time, excuse my grumpiness. I could sleep 11 hours straight & still be tired throughout the day. I love my mom, shes my best friend, & comedy is my gift. Ask anyone, im hilarious.
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BEEN BIG PIMPIN SINCE KINDIZZLE!!

Life's all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

Mom & Jasmine!
There's no words to describe my love for these 2. Been with my mom from the get-go, and my cat since I was 6! If anything happened to them I would die myself, literally. Mom you get all my jokes and we have tons of inside ones. I tell you everything and your way cooler than my friends (but not cool enough to sing in the car sheesh!) Jasmine is our watcher, our familiar. She's been through thick & thin with us. Constantly by our sides, when i wake up and when i fall asleep. Don't fuck with my crew cuz we all share the bitch gene. No seriously.

I'd like to meet:

People who believe in love, believe in religion- inspire me. Love has no gender. i love strangers that enter my life for mere moments but affect me throughout the day. i love learning from people only to never see them again. i love studying your body language, your style, your mind. I want to know what you're thinking and what makes you itch. If you interest me, I literally point you out and say "I want to be their friend."

When I stress I listen to The Beatles :)
Oh and I have a secret love of dancing :)
But I want to be a director someday :)

My Blog

This isnt a fashion statement, its a horror show

So you think youre cool. You're hardcore. You're shit's not weak. Newsflash: YOU ARE NOTHING. NOBODY. NADA.You are made of the same decaying matter as the jackass next to you.You are not an individual...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:27:00 PST

Im featured in TheAudreyKitching.com! [her website]

ok not really but im entertaining myself with the thought that when she says the name "Marissa" she means me ^.^ Hey one can dream right? Pff. TheAudreyKitching.com --audrey kitching’s offi...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:05:00 PST

WHAT IM REALLY ABOUT. VERY LONG!

THE REAL ABOUT ME. TAKE A BREATHER, IT'S A LONG ONE. My name is Marissa Reann Gruver. I am 15 years old, hawaiian/british/jamaiican, but no one ever believes me. I am starting to not believe in gender...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:19:00 PST

Common Scene Hair Mistakes 101

HEY SCENE KID WITH THE PUFFY FRIED HAIR! YEAH OVER THERE! DO YOU EVER WONDER THIS ABOUT YOUR SCENE HAIR: -Why its afro-y?-Why it flops over limp & lifeless?-Why it looks like a bird just got caugh...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

Different people, Same feelings.

All my life I promised myself i would get to know anyone and everyone of all different cultures & backgrounds & lifestyles & philosophies. But I wasnt aware I was bargaining for more than ...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

10 Ways How To Be Myspace Famous

YES THERES GUIDELINES. derrr. for those of you who are desperate for e-fame, read.... 1: Have a cool name, but nothing with death/destruction. Avoid the "melissa massacres" & "danny decapitizers."...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:26:00 PST

Modelling is stupid dont do runway bullshit

Modelling, dont get me wrong. I love the fancy thoughts of all the glam and celebritys sitting in the front row, everyone clapping at your magnificent yet common ability to walk 20 ft. & back...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:07:00 PST

Me VS Love: why i want it yet hate it

ME VS LOVE: LEMME BREAK IT DOWN. yeah. i mean, there are people in my life i'd DEF date....buuuut im more into the serious relationships kind of thing. all in all i really dont like those flimsy 2 wee...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

lolol @ mr.myspace

This is the new journal on Kikis boyfriend's Myspace, you can view it on Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/doomisthename) but I thought it was so funny & i officially love him now, I wanted to...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:31:00 PST

Money. Is. Everything.

Money.The whole society is revolved around it.Don't be ashamed of getting some money.This is America, where capitalism is a virtue so long as nobody says so.Every day in everything we do we are all in...
Posted by Dr.VanillaFreakZ on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:24:00 PST