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Matt

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just smart and smarmy but not in one of those annoying, beat it you fucking weirdo ways, in a totally Frasier kinda gay smart wisecrackin' way.I have a golden bright dazzling future as a creative writer lying ripe and fertile before me.People in small towns think I'm gay. I'm not, except for the occasions in which I take one in the b-hole. That's a joke. Why does this phenomenon occur? Because people in small towns are stupid, or maybe because I take it in the b-hole. That's a joke.

My Interests

Wine and food. Writing violent stories about people I hate. Driving like Clarence Thomas. The OPP. Hot sylish girls. Eczema. Being able to see your haircut without looking in a mirror. Film Noir.

I'd like to meet:

People with substance, peeps who can share things and who are open to new ideas and opinions.Wes Anderson. Tim burton. Dave Eggers. Michael Cunningham. Tina Fey. Scarlett Johannsen. John Stamos (aka Uncle Jesse). Bjork. The RZA. Young Jeezy. Noam Chomsky. Jack Nicholson. Hedi Slimane. The guy from Wolf Parade. Someone who can play the bagpipes.The rare persons that are totally versed in pop culture as well as subpop culture (you have to understand the norm in order to break it), and yet have done enough searching to be able to step back and be aware of the qualities that marketers tell us our "lifestyles" should consist of, step away from popular opinion when it doesn't necessarily adhere to rational thought....blah blah. I just enjoy it when someone who is young and liberal (ie. me) can still UNDERSTAND a 55 year old republican's point of view (then disagree with it of course). I just like someone who doesn't fit a stereotype.I like people who are unafraid, secure with themselves, ambitious (not out of control, though), stylish and yet possessing depth.I love to meet Nietzsche. I respect his thought immensely and think it is beautifully revolutionary and boldly controversial.

Music:

Wolf Parade, Interpol, the Shins. Old Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, U God, Ghostface Killah and the Meth. Ladytron and Adult. I write all of their songs anyway so fuck them. I'm much cooler.

Movies:

Pi, Happiness, Donnie Darko, many more.

Television:

Weeds, Lost, Top Chef, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Twilight of the Superheroes, What is the What, Kitchen Confidential, Specimen Days, The Corrections, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, anything Nietzsche, the Thesaurus and Dictionary, Vice Guides/ DOs and DON'Ts, The Hours, SO much more...

Heroes:

Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, any comedian, anyone who has the balls to break up this stale crust

My Blog

I just got my passport renewed

This is like a shiny beacon of excitement.What great destinations does 2007 hold? India? Spain? Another trip to Rio?Ahhh...I love travelling. Now I just need a camera...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST

Old man snowy

I am still recovering from this weekend, my 30th birthday.My eyes are puffy like I cried or something and I SWEAR my joints just creaked when I bent over to plug something in under my desk.Could be th...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

Interpol--Antics v.2

Okay, I still love it...but I've been noticing that there are definitely some lyrics in it that 'cause me to stop and say "DUDE! wtf?" ie.  can we all hold hands      can we a...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

walk of shame

Is it possible to have a walk of shame when you slept alone in your own bed the night before? If so, I'm doing it today.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Interpol-Antics

One thing's for sure.  This is no sophomore slump.  Interpol is competing with the Shins as my favorite band and just made some headway. It does bring up an interesting thought, though. ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am the captain of this ship!

I am the captain of this ship! and I point my rudder right in line with your port where the big booty awaits like a piece of cherry Bubbalicious waiting to gush its fruitlike flavor into my mouth. &n...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just rubbed one out in the bathroom at work

I wonder if that means I'm in the wrong job? I like what I do (nothing, with the occasional spree of copywriting and some design punctuating the nothingness) here but the people here are shit. ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST