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O LE AO O LE MALO! THE SAMOAN BIRD KING!

About Me

Secretly in love with George Howard AdamsSecretly wants George Howard Adams to be secretly in love with meI like to capitalize ranDOm lettersI drink Vitamin Water only when I'm out of something that tastes more like fecesJews- They're coolMuch to my surprise, Many people have told me that I look nothing like Bernie Caseypro poker player

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sirhan SirhanGeorge Howard Adams Lucious DeliciousGEMCobra CommanderPeter Cushing's decomposed left little toeGary Coleman's Publiscist

Blucher!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IWHt4OoNk

My Blog

A real one!

Three (count 'em) three movies shall be released this year featuring his merry whiteness (me).  The Truth About Yesterday (Pound4Pound Prod.), Plan B(1217 and  Mod Affect Prod), and the high...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:10:00 GMT

A few intel.ligent yet ch.in scratching que.rys...

If a Korean squints can they still see? Do the Japanese taste of cheese? When the fuck is Lucious Delicious coming out?
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:23:00 GMT

Overcoming Adversity!

I can now confidently say that I will never ever masturbate to the Wiggles or will I ever take the title card to "Make Room for Daddy" literally again.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:19:00 GMT

I Missed The Bus...

Man, I miss Kriss Kross.  
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:38:00 GMT

There was a weiner in my cereal

That's what happened today.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:29:00 GMT