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About Me

Your parents think I'm an upstanding citizen who puts people before myself and gets along with children in such a way that would make any sesame street character seem like a child molester, but we all know better don't we? I have been living this double life for years and frankly, i still don't know how i get away with it so easily....i honestly don't! But thats neither here nor there. The real issue is that on top of all of that i have been waging a war against growing up and i can see that its a loosing battle. the only thing keeping me in this fight is my innate stubbornness which allows me to resist soo much. but life is a cruel bitch and its slowly getting to me.My life is a contradiction. I've accomplished so much in my short life but everyone will tell you i'm a very lazy person. I'm the most humble narcissist you'll ever meet. I tend to always take the hard way even if the easy route is staring me in the face. other than that im a pretty cool guy, hell, some might even go as far as saying i'm awesome....i also feel that meteorology is a form of homegrown terrorism (note the gradual omittance of capitalization and general errors in grammar. i cant make this stuff up)all in all, i think its safe to say,im the shit. welcome to the kenny show, youre all invited! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, Your plant, JFK and Jesus (together), Drew, Anyone who is more gangsta than me (there isn't), Anyone who has my name and is also equal in coolness, and Batman

My Blog

Its your fault myspace!

since myspace likes to have sex with boys, ive had to put most of my st thomas pics on facebook so check them out and then fly down and hang out with me. lets hope this works let me know if it doesnt
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:09:00 GMT

MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN!!!

Listen up you people! His Amazingness sir kenny(im about to send an ass whoppin your way) porter from the land of unicorns, white tigers named sasha, and other animals of awesomeness will return to da...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Status Update

soo, i somehow broke my phone and since the closest suncom store around is in Puerto Rico, i had to buy a prepaid phone and im using that for the time being. umm, my new number is (340) 514-3952. text...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:53:00 GMT

life w/out a computer: I wouldnt suggest it to anyone

Hola! I finally discovered this awesome little coffee shop/internet cafe and I actually have a computer to play with cause living off of my blackberry just sucks ass. Anyhoo, so guess what? St. Thomas...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:59:00 GMT

St Thomas: day 7

Well today makes a week. since I arrived on this fair island and so far its looking very good and things are coming together as (slightly altered) planned. I didn't take the job I originally came down...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 20:11:00 GMT

St Thomas: Day 4

So its only been 4 days and already I feel really homesick. It kinda sucks. Also I have to go to church in the morning (yes I know tomorrows saturday) and I have no idea what to expect. I can't even r...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 18:22:00 GMT

things that make kenny happy vol. 4

Drunk, old men with popped collars.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:00:00 GMT

things that make kenny happy on opposite day vol. 1

recovering from last nights fun... sailor jerry = no bueno
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:19:00 GMT

things that make kenny happy vol. 3

getting a hole in one on the second hole of wii golf!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:57:00 GMT

things that make kenny happy vol. 2

a baby elephant and a baby rhino playing together on animal planet...I want one!
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:16:00 GMT