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KeliiLani

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About Me

Hawaiian.29.5'2.BRN.Daughter.Mother.Sister.Aunty.Godmother.S trong.Independent.wild.Fun.Crazy.Bitch.Loving.Loves Football.Lives to watch the Dodgers.Loves the dirt.Broken 85% of the bones in my body.Retired soccar enthusiest.Stays up all nite watching old movies...Casablanca anyone.Cries when watching Bambi.Loves Seafood.Sushi anytime.Opinionated.Mean.Bossy.Spoiled.Notorious for eating ALL THE TIME..Willing to try anything at least once, just to be able to say "yeah I did it",Green Bay Packers fan,tattooed feet,the name no one seems to be able to pronounce so they call me KELLY.good cook.Loud.Doesn't drink well.Stress case.Life of the party.The one you either love or hate, no in between shit here.#1 fan of"PINKS HOTDOG", the girl most likely to end up with the big tattooed guy.chubby.missing my mom every fucken day.quick learner.late sleeper.great with #'s,likes to eat Top Ramens raw.Eats tomatoes like apples.In love.learning everthing can't always be my way.best friend u could ever have,smart mouth, potty mouth,double dutch champion,TUA'A,Hunnybunny,BooBoo,the nurse,the activities coordinator.excuse maker.shit talker.YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PICK OF ANY OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE ALL OF THIS IS ME .(I'm sure I have left some thing out...)LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT. fashion layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

I am a boys girl.I love sports,FOOT BALL, monday nite, sunday games, college ball, NFL drafts,ESPN baseball,DODGERS,CAREY HART,Metal Mulisha,and getting dirty.I was meant to be a boy but came out a pretty cool chick...I also have this mad obsession with...(wouldn't you like to know)

I'd like to meet:

The one who forgot to attach the warning label to my kids ass.....( sleeping on the job dude...)

Music:

I like every thing from Bob Marley to Linkin Park, Snoop Dog to Nora Jones,Sublime to Kapena,any reggae, anything hawaiian,some R&B, oldies,some Rap,Gregory Issacs. I like all kinds of music, as long as its good.

Movies:

Goonies,Breakfast Club,16 candals, George Lopez- why u crying,Selena..lol..,Scarface,50 1st dates, any murder ,blue hawaii,Queens of Comedy,Black Hawk Down,Memoirs of a Geisha,Gidget,

Television:

ESPN, ESPN2,Sports Center,MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL,General Hospital,All my Children,One Life to Live,CSI,CSI Miami,LasVegas,Thirdwatch,NipTuck,Sopranos,Inked,Driven,Fore nsic files,MTV,Desperate Housewifes,LMN,Weeds,FOOD NETWORK,Travel Channel,Cold Case,I watch way too much TV

Books:

I am expanding my reading list...any suggestions?

Heroes:

My Mom.The strongest woman I will ever know.She believed a woman should be capable of taking care of herself but have the luxury to let a man do it instead...lol...With out her always on my ass, sending me to an ALL girls High School,taking away my phone,grounding me for years at a time,woopin my ass,making me rinse my mouth out with soap for cusing,and slapping me until I remembered who I was talking to, I MISS U MOM