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CheatTheDevil

How do the angels get to sleep, when the devil leaves the porch light on?

About Me

I just finished my first novel. I think it was pretty good. As soon as I can line up the time I plan on reading another. Click Here For MoreYour results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75% Wash (Ship Pilot) 75% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50% Alliance 45% River (Stowaway) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 35% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 20% Inara Serra (Companion) 15% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

My Interests

I enjoy: Apologizing to my wife, music, art, cars, movies, fast-food, books, number line theory, fnords, thermodynamics, and playing with my 14 year old sons toys.

I'd like to meet:

Gutherie, Dylan, Waters, Clapton, Townsend, Richards, Page, Morello, Waits, Jandek, Fnord, Tolkien, Euclid, Descartes, Newton, Einstein, Planik, Vern, Asimov, Clark, Galilea, Hysenberg, Bore, Mifune, and Popeye.

Music:

Japan X, Procol Harum, Dirty Mac, Blodwyn Pig, Spinal Tap, The Eight Counts, Johnny and the Moondogs, Manfred Man, Delaney and Bonnie and Friends, Shakespeare's Sister, O.C.M.S., Scobies, Jandek, and Harry Chapin

Movies:

2001: A Space Odyssey, a boy and his dog, A Clockwork Orange, a mighty wind, A Nightmare on Elm Street, alexander nevski, Aliens, amelie, American Graffiti, American History X, american president, anchorman, Apocalypse Now, Army of Darkness, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and its sequels, bad taste, bar fly, Batman, Beetlejuice, being john malkovich, big trouble in little china, Blade Runner, Bloodsport, boxing helena, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, butterfly effect, Caddyshack, Capricorn One, Caveman, Cheech & Chong series, chopper chicks in zombie town, Clerks, Clueless, Cobra, Dark CIty, Dawn of the Dead, Death Race 2000, Death Wish, deer woman, deterence, Die Hard, Dirty Harry, Donnie Darko, Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Dracula (1992), drowning mona, duck soup, duel, Dumb and Dumber Easy Rider, Eddie and the Cruisers, Edward Scissorhands, Enter The Dragon, Escape from New York, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, evil dead 2, Evil Dead, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, fearless, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Field of Dreams, Fight Club, First Blood, Flatliners, Forbidden Planet, Forbidden Zone, freejack, Fritz the Cat, Full Metal Jacket, ghost in the shell 2, Ghostbusters, gremlins, Heavy Metal, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, hell comes to frogtown, hero, Highlander, inside deepthroat, It's a Wonderful Life, James Bond, jandek on corwood, jfk, Knightriders, Labyrinth, Lethal Weapon, life is beautiful, Logan's Run, Mad Max, Magical Mystery Tour, Manhunter, Megaforce, metropolis (the 1927 ver.), Monty Python films, mst3k, mystery Alaska, nanook of the north, Napoleon Dynamite, National Lampoon's Animal House, never cry wolf, Night of the Living Dead, Office Space, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, Outland, Over the Top, phone booth, Pi, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Planet of the Apes, Point Break, Pulp Fiction, pumpkin head, Raiders of the Lost Ark, ran, rapid fire, rashomon, Real Genius, Re-Animator, red dawn, Red Dawn, Reefer Madness, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, Repo Man, Reservoir Dogs, Revenge of the Nerds, RoboCop, rudy, Rushmore, Scarface, schindler's list, Se7en, serenity, Seven Samurai, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Somewhere in Time, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Soylent Green, spirited away, spun, St. Elmo's Fire, Stand by Me, Star Trek II, IV Star Wars - Original trilogy, Starship Troopers, Strange Brew: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie, Summer School, Super Troopers, supergirl, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The Andromeda Strain, The Big Lebowski, The Blob, The Blues Brothers, The Boondock Saints, The Breakfast Club, The Bride, the brothers quay collection, The Crow, The Elephant Man, the english patient, The Full Monty, The Game, The Godfather, The Gods Must Be Crazy, The Goonies, The Last Boy Scout, the life of brian, The Little Shop of Horrors, the machinist, The Matrix, the never ending story, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Philadelphia Experiment, The Pink Panther, The Princess Bride, the protector, the red violin, the right stuff, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Sandlot, The Shawshank Redemption, the station agent, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Toxic Avenger, the triplets of Belleville, The Usual Suspects, The Warriors, The Wizard of Oz, They Live, This Is Spinal Tap, throne of blood, thx-1138, time bandits, tom dowd and the language of music, Tommy, Trainspotting, Tron, Twelve Monkeys, Two Lane Blacktop, UHF, van helsing, waiting for guffman, WarGames, Wayne's World, Westworld, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wizards, Yellow Submarine

Television:

Star Trek. . . both.

Books:

Text Books and anything by Jim Goad

Heroes:

Samuri Jack, Toshiro Mifune, and Sir Issac Newton.

My Blog

what happens when you turn your headlights on at the speed of light?

I was asked the following: "what happens when you turn your headlights on at the speed of light?" the following was my answer. frankly, I hadn't thought about it. the answer surprised me. as I think o...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

Teach you children well.

Fathers, show you sons respect and your daughters love. A young man needs respect. He needs to learn to respect himself. If you show admiration for his right actions he will want to repeat those acti...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

freedom, yeah right.

http://www.freedomtofascism.com/ "freedom to fascism" these people are right for the most part. the difference is that every 4 years we get a revolution. it is the vigilance of our people that is our ...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

Why he won't call!

Of course!! What the hell were you thinking? That's all it has ever been for us guys. The chase. That's all a guy wants is that notch in his belt. And you gave it to him! Haven't you ever heard of the...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:01:00 PST

my favorite number

I'm really thinking of getting this tattoo. the only question I have is where to put it. I'm thinking about my inside left for arm. you don't have to tell me I'm crazy, I already know. the equation ...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:11:00 PST

town cryer

we need a town crier. you know, that guy who's job was to stay up all night walking around the village reminding everyone that all was well at all hours of the night. how comforting that must have bee...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:19:00 PST

because

I am a storm.
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

What better time than now?


Posted by CheatTheDevil on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

Math is FUN!!

Most of us have heard our entire lives that .99999..... = 1. If you have never heard this, or if you are one of the few people who never believed it, OR if you have been waiting for the opportunity to...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

My Dad

  I am moved to tears, to write, on the passing of my Dad.He was, and will forever be, a hero of my life.   A constant reminder of hope and love.He was still rising when he fell.  Still...
Posted by CheatTheDevil on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:08:00 PST