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dJ://Usive

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About Me

Hello there... Hey, I'm Joe...I live in a tiny village out in the stix kinda near Peterborough.. And Leicester... And Corby/Kettering... And Northampton... Anyway, it's shit here. I love my Drum N' Bass, along with various other dance, still quite like metal and punk and all that other "alternative" music (as far as genre specifics go), but mostly D&B cos its reet fun like!. I truly adore DJing. There's nothing quite like the feeling of getting two beautiful vinyls beatmatched and then mashing them up good n' proper. So yeah, if you ever want to buy me a birthday present (or ANY present) then your best bet is some shiny vinyl. Not that i'm hinting or anything =)Talk to me on msn: [email protected] If you're really odd i'll just delete and block you. Allow me to clarify really odd. My idea of normal is a Chinchilla sandwich. I hope that clears things up for you. Bear in mind I said REALLY odd, so no sociopaths, psychopaths or 40 year old gay men from Hull called Barry who want to take me away to strange places and do bizarre and inexplicable (but terrifyingly personal) things to me. Well, thats that sorted out... If you want to know anything more, feel free to ask..Peace out yo'. J...

My Interests

Skateboarding, DJ-ing, Sleep, Parkour, Breakdancing. Driving is pretty fun too... Should be producing D&B (again) soon, which will be a lark. ask me about anything else...I am 6% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who I'd like. Which is none of YOU sad fucks! Just kidding, just kidding, I'm sure you're lovely.... Add away...View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

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Music:

Drum N' Bass/Jungle, Industrial, Electronica, pretty much all electronic/dance music really (apart from all the commercial chart shite), Metal (of any variety), Ska, Reggae, Punk, Rock, Trip-Hop, Old Skool Rap, Breakbeat, Funk, Soul (some), 80's SynthPop (Depeche Mode etc.) and thats pretty much it... You may be able to tell that I'm fairly open-minded about my music... I fucking hate new rap and R&B and all the other shit like it and I hate shitty pop-punk and pretty much anything that's in the charts these days... Not everything... Just most things... Deep by TC is a proper bo' choon i tell thee...Deep like Titanic, let the dance panic, that one-a-penny two-a-penny, vibe you can't manage, bo! pure nasty habit, sadness i can't have it, so do ya move, bust ya style, raver dance rapid, gidabiddy hidabiddy gidabiddy beat on the flow that's so savage, Uncle TC & Mista Jakes that spells damage, we run things from here to Trinity, oh, we damn flashy, whether breakbeat, SK, salsa or dub garage, hip-hop, even if you're stiff dead in a carriage, soothes to the head, one to the leg without a ratchet, wrap your around this kid, nah, you can't nab it, its the ruff, rugged, ever-ready, raw-core classic!

Movies:

Quite a few. All of Tarantino's work so far, particularly Reservoir Dogs, pretty much all of Guy Ritchie's films (Revolver was wicked =D) Matrix Trilogy, Belleville Rendezvous (really really weird french cartoon film), Hide & Seek, The Exorcism Of Emily Rose. I can't be arsed with putting any more than that down or I'm gonna have to put down as many of them as I can think of. Which is lots. I like films. Not "AI". That was fucking shit.. Spielberg my arse.

Television:

Only to make me laugh. Most of the other stuff on TV is unadulterated wank.

Books:

1984 - George Orwell, Anything by Terry Pratchett and Stephen King, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy (all 4) - Douglas Adams. Too much other stuff to put down here cos i'm lazy

Heroes:

Don't really have one. In the DJ sense, Format & Shadow = Gods. As does DJ Dangermouse. Rodney Mullen as far as skateboarding goes, but other than that... My don't know!