Kids Say The Darnest Things |
Why We Love Children
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it did... Posted by Joker on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST |
Rules |
Marine Corps Rules:1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.3. Have a plan.4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.5... Posted by Joker on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:40:00 PST |
I like Me for Me |
This is probably going to just be me rambelling on again in another blog making no sience what so ever but you no what i dont care cause it may not look good on paper, it might be spelled wrong b... Posted by Joker on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:20:00 PST |
who was in the wrong this guy ( in other words i was a bad bf) |
I am going to do one thing that men hate to do but women know they are right when they say it. This guy was wrong. See, I thought i was putting forth all the effort in the world ... Posted by Joker on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:07:00 PST |
idk |
Have you ever put forth so much effort that you just dont know what to do anymore. I mean try your hardest to make somthing work and even when you do succeed it still feels like your efforts have gone... Posted by Joker on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST |
Poor bunny i know how you feel |
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php Posted by Joker on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 05:40:00 PST |
are you sick of those sissy "friendship" poems we'll then this is for you |
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship... Posted by Joker on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:27:00 PST |
afraid |
When asked what your afraid of what do you say, I say quicksand and you wounder why the reason is cause when you think everything is going right, one thing goes wrong then another untill your in over ... Posted by Joker on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST |
some quotes just to read |
" The people you expect to kick you when your down are the ones that help you back up"
" Friends are angels that lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remebering how to fly"
" How do... Posted by Joker on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST |
Friends |
You dont realize how good of friends you have until you get answers like this....
Beal n Jenn: did u doxmas shopping?
HurMies569: yes a little shopping
Beal n Jenn: did you buy me something nice?:-)Hu... Posted by Joker on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:24:00 PST |