I love you. |
I fucking hate you! I wish I could stab you in the face and get away with it! Whoever you are!
Posted by on Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:16:00 GMT |
Burn the Cow: Tonight @ Penny Road Pub |
That's right fuckos! Come on out and see us at the Penny Road Pub in Barrington IL, TONIGHT!!!!!!!!! Show starts at 8!Also, we've uploaded a new track called Hornet Spray. Come by our myspace page and...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:32:00 GMT |
The Book of Beelzebastard 6.6-6 |
And the lord spake unto the world..."...Ask forth your questions to the all knowing Beelzebastard, for he shall deliver unto you the answers of correctitude, regardless of your limited ability to comp...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:24:00 GMT |
Just thought you all should know.... |
That Cradle of Filth has pretty much the coolest lyrics to any song ever....ever....The following is an excerpt from "Desire in Violent Overture"In a crescent-whime cellar of crushed roses Pooled bloo...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:45:00 GMT |
Halloween is Near! |
And lookie what I got!
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:27:00 GMT |
"I’M DRUNK AS A MONKEY’S DICK!!!" |
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Yucko the Clown rules. watch it ya pricks!yucko the clown!!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:08:00 GMT |
Stateline Metal Masacre |
Come party with us at Mike's!! Lots of beer, loud music, maybe some naked drunk girls making out with eachother, you never know. If you need directions, mapquest the shit. It's right by a huge fucking...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:48:00 GMT |
how fascinating. |
I have this Truth Box thing installed, and some of the shit people post is pretty funny. Needless to say, most of it isn't positive, but I found this amusing."Your brother is still an asshole, and I a...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:30:00 GMT |
Pointlessness |
Ever make it half way through your day and realize you would have accomplished just as much, or even more by staying in bed? Waking up is pointless.
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:45:00 GMT |
Myspace Apps |
The next time I get a lame comment or message that doesn't say anything except, "You're Hired, install this new pointless thing on your stupid myspace" I just might lose my mind and take a bath with m...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:03:00 GMT |
