My name is Ming. I hate my owner. I like to pout when i don't get my way. I hump other male dogs. I like to sniff guy crotch. Underneath it all i'm really a big pussy so i act tuff to cover it up. I eat cat shit and pencils.I get seizures from time to time. I've been hit in the head too many times to remember so i'm really not that bright. I enjoy long walks on the beach and moonlight dinners.
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