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DirtyXVegas

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About Me

Well lets see there really isn't too much to say, I am a human being, I have flesh, blood, teeth, tears, hair, and sweat. My name is Jessie. I graduated from Vo Tech High School as part of the class of 07'. I live in Las Vegas and I could not be more happy to call this place home. I am Irish and Indian and I love to make people laugh. I don't really label myself. I like to become friends with everybody. I see past other people's labels. I look beyond the surface and past the obvious. I am a nice guy, I am easy to please. I am a very chill and laid back person. I am seldom irritated. I will give everybody and anybody a chance. I am your friend until you do me wrong, hurt those whom I love, or just become an over all asshole to name a few, and after that I will become your worst enemy. I will despise you and treat you like the subhuman you are. Well back to making people laugh, I love telling jokes and doing stupid things. Laughter works magic upon a person. I try to be a very kind and lighthearted person. I am a hopeless romantic. I am very social and always up for new friends. I am very open about my emotions and myself. I am one half of Team Asshole. I love having late night drunk debates until the sunrises. I don't really let things get to me. I try to be optimistic and look at the brighter side of things. I could careless what others think of me, and how they perceive me. I am not here to impress anyone. Well that is me I hope you like it, and if you don't no big deal.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 46%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 66%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Family drive |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 51%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Honor |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Thriftiness |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test trait snapshot: messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, loves to love, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone on this Earth that has the time to talk, and a wonderful, kind, caring, sweet, and beautiful woman.

    Jessie's Friend Space

Jessie has awesome friends.

The Guys

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Blood Brother

Narwhal #1

Narwhal #2

My Movie Fairy

My Sprinkles on My Sunday

My Klutz

My Fluff

The Gals
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My Blog

Restaurant Shanagons!

On 10/13/07 while at Carl's Junior with a few of my buds my friend Brian and I discovered an amazing trick to pull at a restaurant.1. Gather all of the salt and pepper shakers off of every table2. Fin...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:36:00 GMT

My WTF of a night.

 - Chinese Buffets- Screaming out ERECTION in that very buffet- Snoop Dog book right next to the Nazi books in Barnes & Noble- Pulling a Dukes of Hazard behind the Barnes & Noble - Sales ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:07:00 GMT

More useless crap.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jessie JohnsonBirthday:May 8th 1989Birthplace:Las Vegas, NevadaCurrent Location:Las Vegas, NevadaEye Color:HazelHair Color:RedHeight:5' 9"Right Handed or Left H...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 16:52:00 GMT

Omg it is a quiz about me!!!!!

Take my quiz and be cool instantly! :D
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 19:40:00 GMT

I can die happy...

Earlier today I held and licked one of Daron Malakian's (SOAD's guitarist) guitar pics!
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:40:00 GMT