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WE NEED A SINGER/FRONTMAN AND BASSIST ASAP, E-mail us for details!!!!! After many times in gas station rest room visits and reading the "for a good time call (***) ###-$$$," Geneo's hard earned ass warts and curiosity finally got the best of him. He called Tom " The Virgin Surgeon Killer" and they soon began to kick some ass playing music..... Months after............... the fearsome twosome duo felt incomplete so they went to the "on-line stripper personals" where they found Mikey's 13 inch "thumb" poking out of his silver sparkle bikini mens underwear and thought he might be the one. The three continued to play gracious music for a short-run but when Mike's AARP kicked in he had no choice but to retire. (We love you Mike) and now the rest is history!!! We need a singer!! WE NEED A BASS PLAYER!! If you can kick ass and take names while screaming and singing, making people in the crowd throw-up and piss all over themselves while picking up very attractive women, you should try out for our new up and coming band. If you know someone tell them about us!! We'll see you soon on-stage. Thank you for wasting your life reading our band bio. I'm glad we could provide. P.S I've had a few people respond saying our band site doesn't except emails so just email one of the good looking guys you see in our top friends with your info. And don't email that shit to the Deftones dumbass!! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4