Cutlass Ciera: The Untamable Beast |
The world was under his control. More than fifteen cities are named after him. He changed the face of society and single handedly creating the Hellenistic era. He wore numerous names. We call him Alex...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:34:00 PST |
exerpt from the Top 10 Most Awful American Fears |
It's not really even a competition. Easily securing he number one spot on the list of Most Awful American Fears are men. Gents, I hate to break it to you, but the world veritably quakes in its boots a...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST |
Common Sense |
I found this on UG and thought it was pretty funny as well as true:"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST |
Handicap Stalls |
The Nagging Question:Is it legal to use the handicapped restroom or stall if the regular one is taken? And even if it's legal, is it polite?Although the blue-signed handicapped parking spaces are lega...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST |
Man Law |
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month ...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST |
First post |
Hey all, this is my first post, but I bet you figured that out on your own, my name is Zac Boyd, I hope to get a few friends requests soon, if you see stupid shit on my profile, ignore it, I'm not tha...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Guide to Courtship |
A lot of people say that courtship and chivalry are dead. But it's just not true! The same mating rituals that worked in the 1700's still work great today. You just need to know the rules! Follow this...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:50:00 PST |
Stupid Comebacks |
You know, for all of the "that's what she said"s and "you touch yourself at night"s that have been going around, nobody has really inquired about thier origin on the larger scale. I'm not saying that ...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 06:53:00 PST |
The Experiment |
Although humor is my primary love in life, I also dabble in scientific endeavors from time to time. Instead of publicizing my work however, I prefer to conduct all of my experiments incognito. In fact...
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Previous Post |
His name is Barnabus
Posted by El Bandito {B.M.F.} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
