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Sperpis

Thank you, Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco

About Me

"Red-headed women are the 'enfants terrible' of the witchhood. It is not easy to maintain the image that is required of the redhead. Consequently, many girls who are not natural redheads can't stick with it for any length of time once they have dyed their hair red. This is probably the only hair color one must either be born into or be an excellent full-time actress to carry off. Because redheads are supposed to be hot-tempered this self-fulfilling prophecy sees to it that they are. A redhead's image is cut out for her so there is no other role she can play. Redheads are natural witches..." -Anton LaVey, The Satanic WitchI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) .. SNL- Nerf Crotch Bat on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

Here are some things I consider extremely enjoyable (beyond the obvious)... the last bite of an In 'n' Out burger (all the sauce and tomatoes settle to the bottom of the bun), clean sheets after a hot bath with a leg-shaving session, waking up to snow outside your window, (alternatively) the first warm day after the cold, cleaning out my ears with a Q-tip, going to weddings, kisses and hugs from my nieces and nephews, eating a meal prepared by my MeaMa, acquiring a new bottle of perfume, the smell of Pine-Sol (means a clean house), the smell of a freshly cut lawn, Fridays, unexpected rewards, finishing a good book (although it can also be kinda sad), getting to the bite of sour cream in a burrito, going to a good show (bonus points if you know you are gonna see your cronies there), mani's and pedi's, traveling in general, getting my iPod updated, cute boys, summer breeze, floating in the Pacific Ocean at Waikiki Beach, watching Lost, seeing family, my nephew telling me I am his best friend. Making out is pretty fun. ..my friend Marilyn left this world with the words: "It's really true...it's very simple...all you need is air, water, peace and love." She did all the work for us.

I'd like to meet:

Anton LaVey. Too bad he's dead too.

Music:

Lawrence Arms, Alkaline Trio, Dead To Me, Interpol, The Cramps, Ramones, the Falcon, The Damned, ALL/Descendents, Black Sabbath, Coldplay, Naked Raygun, Bob Mould/Husker Du, Billy Idol, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Lillingtons, Misfits, 311, old Madonna, The Draft, The Cure, Bouncing Souls, Everyday Victory, My Chemical Romance, Toy Dolls (not to be confused with one of my other favorites- Dresden Dolls), Gothic Archies, Deftones, Motley Crue, Circle Jerks, The Clash, AFI, Skid Row, Nine Inch Nails, Hot Water Music, Heavens, Basta!, Tenacious D, Matador Of Shame, Steve Sweats with the Elastic Waste Band ...there are so very, very many. I think my favorite song of all time is Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue."

Movies:

The Simpsons Movie, Amelie, Nightmare Before Christmas, Satanis: The Devil's Mass, Trainspotting, Rebecca, Clue, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Shaun of the Dead, Garden State, Stranger Than Fiction, Back To The Future, A League Of Their Own, Rosemary's Baby, Old School, The Omen, True Romance, Superbad, Big, Team America, Dogtown and Z-Boys, The Seven Year Itch, End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones, Brain Candy, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, Dumb and Dumber, Se7en, Some Like It Hot, Do You Remember?: 15 Years of Bouncing Souls, Blue Velvet, Cecil B. Demented, Chinatown, Shakespeare In Love

Television:

Lost, Seinfeld, Weeds, Heroes, The Simpsons, That '70's Show, Paradise Hotel, Beauty and The Geek

Books:

The Bell Jar, Memoirs Of A Geisha, A Dirty Job, Stillife With Woodpecker, Helter Skelter, the Harry Potter series, Dharma Punx, On The Road, The Dirt: The Autobiography of Motley Crue, Lolita, She's Come Undone, Rat Scabies And The Holy Grail, The Giving Tree, Corelli's Mandolin, The Lovely Bones, Middlesex, Hairstyles of the Damned, Wicked

Heroes:

My dear sweet MeaMa

My Blog

June From Above

So what's up with angels? For the most part I don't believe in angels. When I think of angels I think of two things: The Oprah Winfrey Show (not because she is an angel, but don't make me get into tha...
Posted by Sperpis on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:26:00 PST

LOVE

Love is so weird. How is it that something can make you feel so great yet so terrible? I know I am not breaking new ground here, but what the fuck? How can the most important and blatant of the e...
Posted by Sperpis on Sun, 18 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

Good Friday

When I was a child our Spring Breaks always landed on the week before Easter which meant I always had Good Friday free. My mother and I would drive to San Francisco to shop, but mainly to walk around...
Posted by Sperpis on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:53:00 PST

Forgetfulness and Faith

As I get older I become more and more forgetful. I forget to pick up toilet paper at the store or I forget to send a birthday card or some other stupid shit like that. So tell me why it is that the th...
Posted by Sperpis on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:40:00 PST

The story of my life...

The story of my life as told by the wonderful Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls... I'm counting back the number of the steps it took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend I'll use the ...
Posted by Sperpis on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST

Hmmm...2007

2007 was an interesting year. Keep in mind that "interesting" is one of the most commonly used euphemisms. With that, here sums up my interesting 2007.In 2007 I found what I have been looking for my w...
Posted by Sperpis on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:07:00 PST

Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

I am a little bent out of shape and it's caused by being bent out of shape. Everyone has a right to their own feelings and lately I feel like there is tolerance for one mood and one mood only- sheer d...
Posted by Sperpis on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:45:00 PST

Oh my god Im totally Madam Cleo!

All right so Monday was a day of incredible coincidences. So incredible, in fact, that I am beginning to think that I have a little psychic what-not floating around in me. Check it out. First of all ...
Posted by Sperpis on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:09:00 PST

It gets harder and harder to stick to the script...

I was just listening to the Falcon (whom I cannot wait to see in Gainesville) and I got to the song "Unicorn Odyssey." It's a song that is clearly about some of the weird people you meet in life and h...
Posted by Sperpis on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST

Why you gotta hate?

Over the years a lot of people have made fun of me for liking 311. And to those people I say a hearty FUCK YOU!First of all, there is no person with a brain that can actually claim with any validity t...
Posted by Sperpis on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST