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A Pretty Fly Fella named Alex Arce

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About Me


yo my name is alex. i really dont hav middle name. it is sad. my full name is alexis tho. its pretty sweet. my last name is arce, pretty classy i guess.i spend most of my time alone. mainly in my basement. its sad. i hav a sweet family. they r badasses. i got my woman aka mom i like to call her woman, that pimp i call a dad i call him dude alot idk wat else i call him, a sweet ass bro named vic, and a cool ass sister named nancy. my mom is probably the koolest mom you'll ever meet. that is no lie. i can tell her anything and shes really funny and nice. my dad is one of the koolest guys i know. hes a pretty quite guy around people which makes him just a smooth pimp. ive always really looked up to him and wanted to be like him. my bro is one of the nicest guys ive ever met. i love spending time with him wen he can make time for me with his busy schedule and hes always been my idol along side my dad. most little bros say they dont like to be like their older bro but a few years back i figured out that i spent my entire life always trying to be like my bro and to have him like me. hes a good guy. my sis is 1 of the koolest girls you'll ever meet. she seems really shy at first but wen u get to know her shes just like me. shes always been a person ive always had fun with ever since we were little and stayed at home with my dad. good times. im very protective of her so if u try something with her, u can expect to a visit. my bro and sis were my first best friends and they are badass. i like music alot. im really into old skool punk, hippy shit, all the waves of ska, reggae, dub, old skool rap and hip hop, psychobilly, and old 60's love songs. i play drums. i like them a lot. even tho my set is a piece of poooooooooooooop. i want to learn to play acoustic guitar and piano (jean would call it Pee-ah-no) really badly. i really like movies and spent most of my childhood watching a ton of great films. video games are good 2. oh i 4got to mention im a pretty big comic book guy. i guess some ppl would call me a comic book nerd but watever. a lot of people say they dont care wat other people think of them. i honestly dont. if i did i wouldnt act the way i do now. a lot of random people who just see me think im a complete weirdo cuz the way i act but thats kool. if u really get to know me you'll realize how much of a shy boy i really am. most people dont believe i am but i am really shy at times. i moved to lz in 2001 from wheeling where i lived since i was born and i dont regret moving here at all. im a HUGE HUGE ninja turtles fan. ive been one since i was a little kid. i used 2 make the toys fight and the loser had to go into the freezer as punishment. well i would forget about them in the freezer and sum1 would open it, and the toy would fall out and shatter. this is how i broke a lot of them. my fave band is the doors. i dont think that needs an explaination. i really want to start my own reggae, ska, dub and hip hop group. i wrote around 7 songs b4, the words and created the parts for each instrument. but i lost all the songs and that sux. i got some pretty badass homies. Their names are John "the king" Brewer, Daniel "peru" Randolph, Adam Vincent Burke, Nick "fatty" DeRango, "BIG" Vlad Dobin, Jose "pip" Felix, Matt "cutie" Faleni, Nick "Handsome" Rock, and Mary Fuller. thats in no special order. I met john in 5th grade when i moved here and hes a good bud of mine. hes has the biggest thumb ive ever seen in my entire life. we like to call it the king. Hes incredibly funny and anything he says will make u almost pee yourself. oh and he made the greatest pizza ive ever tasted in my entire life the other day. he made it all himself. except the dough. Dan..... i hate him. not really tho. we like to have fights with eachother alot tho. hes a really funny guy and the wildest kid i know. hes the bigest flirter ive ever seen in my entire life. he even flirts wit my mom. well all my friends do, not really just him. they call her momma arce. and she loves them all back. dan gets me mad a lot wen he ditches us all the time but hes still dan and he'll always be one of my best buds. I met Adam in 6th grade. we were in 5 of the same classes so in 1 he turned around, asked "arent u that kid whos in like 5 of my classes?" and i said "yea... it sux" and from then on we've been friends. i met nick and dan through him and we always go to adams. hes like half an inch shorter than me but its weird people always say hes short but never anything about me. Nick is the nicest man ive ever met. hes really funny and nice and ladies, hes single! well nicks a badass mofo and i always hav a good time with him. we like to dance 2gether and my skills are nothing compared to his. we enjoy talking about comic books a lot and hes the only person i know who knows more about spiderman than me, cuz hes a huge huge spiderman fan. Vlad and me basically shared the exact same life growing up, he grew up in buffalo grove, which if u liev in wheeling or bg u know that u really considered both towns your town. he have an insane amount in common and hes insanely funny and really nice 2. we both like a big amount of music and we share a lot of the same taste. if we both didnt move we would both go to bg high skool but i wouldnt like him cuz id be ghetto. Jose felix has been one of my best buds ever since i was a little kid. me and that kid grew up 2gether and hes a kool ass kid. we lived across the street from eachother wen i was little and we'd always be 2gether. not in a gay way tho. we see eachother occasionally now and hes still a kool ass kid. I met matt in 6th grade cuz we both didnt want to rollerblade, and we've been friends since. hes a really nice kid and gives me good times. Nick rock is this badass kid i met in gym last year and he left a lasting impression. even tho he now goes it imsa or isma i 4get which 1 it is, i still talk to him often and hes still a really god person to talk 2 and funny and nice. Mary Fuller is a kool ass girl and shes a damn good friend of mine. she helps me out wen i need it and shes a blast to be with. shes single men but if any of u try some funny business, me and her will F you in the A. she tells me everything straight up which i like. how could i 4get to mention mrs. burke. shes basically my second mom. i doubt she will read this but if u do mrs. burke, thanks for all the good mothering and lettin me come to your house so much. i enjoy talking to her and she really treats me like her own son, shes hit me b4. one time while her sons were on vacation i went to the movies with her. it was a nice little date. I have this one very pretty girl who talks to me named Jean Choi. she wont tell me her middle name. i have to wait till my b day. well i liked her since about december and i finally asked her out on march 3rd. i wish sum1 would hav recorded me asking her. it was really embarressing but funny. i was really nervous nad said ummm a lot but she said yes so its all good. shes the nicest girl ive ever met. pinky promise =).if u dont believe me or dont know her, just go up to her and say hi and she'll leave a lasting impression on you FUR shore! she makes may day everyday nad ummm wat else should i say? she makes me giddy hahahha. oh and she wears the pants in the relationship.... she told me... bummer. well this is really long and if u read this all, HIGH FIVE VIA CUMPUTER SCREEN!!! alright ima go now. peace.

My Interests



Family(as shown above)
The Few Buds i Have
Jean Choi =)
music
movies
stuff i like?

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Fav Hippy Bands:
THE DOORS
THE BEATLES
and others
Punk Bands;
THE ADICTS
The Germs
G.B.H
The Exploited
Cock Sparrer
and others
Ska Bands:
The Toasters
Madness
The Specials
Operation Ivy
The Skoidats
Choking Victim
and others
Reggae/Dub/Crazy Shit Bands:
SUBLIME
Slightly Stoopid
The Mad Conductor
Barrington Levy
and others
Psychobilly Bands:
THE KOFFIN KATS
Nekromantix
Batmobile
The Meteors
and others
Badass MC's:
Del The Funkee Homosapien
A Tribe Called Quest
KRS-One
Dr.Dre
The Fugees
Run DMC
The Wu-Tang Clan
Nas
and others but only real fuckin MC's none of that money hoes and cars bullshit real fuckin hip hop
Local Bands:
ALLEYWAY SEX
EVIL EMPIRE
and others

Movies:

a shitload you probably haven't seen but should

Television:

stuff that entertains me
don't watch it much

Books:

mainly comics
some pretty sweet novels 2
mainly non-fiction

Heroes:

my bro
my dad