Garth

I am the world's fastest Basset! I'm lean but not mean... I love the scratches and cuddles. I just turned 2! Oh boy! Humans say I'll mellow out at 2, but I have no such plans. Has anyone seen that darned laser? Someday I will get it!I'm a huge fan of Kleenex and chew toys. But what I really like is raiding the cat boxes for tasty turds. I have two feline siblings, Kitty and Eli (I call Eli the Juicy One). I'd really love to cuddle them more, but I'm seriously afraid of the Juicy One.The dog park is my favorite place in the world! Chasing the long-legged dogs rocks! Can't stand when the stupid humans try to trim my claws. I guess it's worth it 'cause I get loooooong walks after. The vet stole my bits, so I can't get with you fine bitches out there. But I wouldn't mind rompin'.I like poop!